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Please allow up to approximately 2 weeks for production and shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2128\" data-end=\"2268\"\u003eTo provide faster delivery, your order may be fulfilled by one of our trusted international partners while maintaining consistent quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2270\" data-end=\"2356\"\u003eMade-to-order production helps reduce waste… even when the design refuses to behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2358\" data-end=\"2361\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2363\" data-end=\"2388\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2363\" data-end=\"2386\"\u003eSize Guide (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TyagGW_tableContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group TyagGW_tableWrapper flex flex-col-reverse w-fit\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003ctable data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2609\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\" class=\"w-fit min-w-(--thread-content-width)\"\u003e\n\u003cthead data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2427\"\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2390\" data-end=\"2397\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2397\" data-end=\"2405\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2405\" data-end=\"2414\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2414\" data-end=\"2427\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eTolerance\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2609\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2500\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2469\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2469\" data-end=\"2477\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e15.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2477\" data-end=\"2485\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e15.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2485\" data-end=\"2500\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2501\" data-end=\"2536\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2501\" data-end=\"2505\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2505\" data-end=\"2513\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e19.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2513\" data-end=\"2521\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e19.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2521\" data-end=\"2536\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2572\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2541\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2541\" data-end=\"2549\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e23.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2549\" data-end=\"2557\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e23.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2557\" data-end=\"2572\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2609\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2573\" data-end=\"2578\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2578\" data-end=\"2586\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e27.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2586\" data-end=\"2594\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e27.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2594\" data-end=\"2609\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White zipper","offer_id":52653004292371,"sku":"22902474892501866532","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White zipper","offer_id":52653004325139,"sku":"57113733132678652017","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White zipper","offer_id":52653004357907,"sku":"13927521658841083390","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White zipper","offer_id":52653004390675,"sku":"23635506038882521000","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/17039335292986066757_2048.jpg?v=1766121831"},{"product_id":"frosty-s-press-conference-wrapping-paper","title":"Frosty’s Press Conference Wrapping Paper","description":"\u003cp\u003eCool under pressure, stylish under the tree. 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Store flat or rolled to maintain print quality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnyone who loves a good laugh under the tree — snowmen, satire, and supporters of “tremendous” wrapping jobs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" x 36\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" x 72\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" x 180\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e72.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e180.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" x 36\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":52654350926099,"sku":"20625280686886892358","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 36\" \/ Matte","offer_id":52654350958867,"sku":"99269297178918458164","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 72\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":52654350991635,"sku":"12139671726149639409","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 72\" \/ Matte","offer_id":52654351024403,"sku":"38953581727485992142","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 180\" \/ Glossy","offer_id":52654351057171,"sku":"80045582838974781949","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"30\" x 180\" \/ Matte","offer_id":52654351089939,"sku":"30898764889200107352","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/6246655305263351695_4096.jpg?v=1763388374"},{"product_id":"frosty-s-press-conference-gift-bag-political-parody-holiday-drawstring-bag","title":"Frosty’s Press Conference Gift Bag – Political Parody","description":"\u003cp\u003eCool under pressure — and even cooler under the tree! 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