{"title":"Bureaucracy Clothing \u0026 Accessories","description":"\u003cp\u003eOfficial attire for completely unofficial business. Explore funny sweatshirts, hoodies, long sleeves, bags, hats, socks, and other accessories featuring imaginary agencies, unnecessary departments, bureaucratic satire, and dry humor.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"make-america-green-again-classic-dad-cap-eco-friendly-style-for-st-patricks-day","title":"Make America Green Again Classic Dad Cap - Eco-Friendly Style for St. Patrick's Day","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our stylish Dad Cap, perfect for anyone looking to add a touch of relaxation to their daily outfits. This cap embodies a laid-back vibe, ideal for weekend outings, picnics, or just lounging around. Tailored for adults, it suits anyone who enjoys casual style without compromising comfort. Whether you're celebrating Father’s Day, going on a summer vacation, or simply enjoying a sunny day, this cap is your go-to accessory. 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This hat brings a contemporary vibe with its structured six-panel design and eye-catching embroidered slogan. Ideal for outdoor adventures, weekend get-togethers, or just a sunny day in the park, this hat provides both comfort and style. It’s a great fit for anyone who loves expressing their personality through fashion. Perfect for St. Patrick's Day celebrations, casual gatherings, or simply adding a fun touch to your everyday outfit!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- One size fits most for ultimate comfort.\u003cbr\u003e- Made with durable 100% polyester for long-lasting wear.\u003cbr\u003e- Structured design with a six-panel construction for a polished look.\u003cbr\u003e- Pre-curved visor with eight rows of stitching for added style.\u003cbr\u003e- Adjustable plastic snap closure ensures a secure fit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. 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For hard to clean spots use a soft bristled brush.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eCircumference, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.02 - 25.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5.98\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.58\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003ePanel height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(200, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 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The all-over print is vibrant and eye-catching, perfect for expressing your personality. With a soft fleece lining, these socks provide a warm embrace for your feet on chillier days. Their unisex fit makes them a great addition to anyone’s wardrobe, whether for lounging around the house or adding flair to your outfit. Ideal for casual wear, gift-giving occasions, or celebrating holidays like Christmas and birthdays, these socks are a thoughtful present for friends and family who appreciate unique accessories. Treat yourself or someone special to a blend of comfort and creativity!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Super soft fleece lining for maximum comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant all-over print design\u003cbr\u003e- Crew length offers calf coverage and warmth\u003cbr\u003e- Made from a durable blend of polyester and spandex\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 3 different sizes for a perfect fit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e- Do not iron\u003cbr\u003e- Dry flat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eTotal Length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e12.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.35\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.14\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e3.94\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWomen's US size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6 - 8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.5 - 11\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e11.5 - 13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eMen's US size\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e5 - 6.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7 - 9.5\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10 - 13\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(200, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ca title=\"HOME\" href=\"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(200, 0, 0);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eALL COLLECTIONS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":50590499504403,"sku":"31173165129496173716","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":50590499537171,"sku":"15813335906043717594","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":50590499569939,"sku":"83324712142867995843","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/identifies-as-american-sublimation-socks-by-epials-shop-3495873.jpg?v=1758002105"},{"product_id":"i-identify-as-american-unisex-distressed-cap","title":"I Identify as American Unisex Distressed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our stylish Unisex Distressed Cap! 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It makes an excellent gift for holidays like Independence Day, Memorial Day, and birthdays, celebrating the spirit of being American with a fun twist.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% cotton twill for a vintage look\u003cbr\u003e- Comfortable fit with unstructured design\u003cbr\u003e- Unique distressed elements for added style\u003cbr\u003e- 6-panel structure with curved visor\u003cbr\u003e- Sewn-in label with adjustable closure\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use warm water and dish soap and clean spots off your hat. It's not necessary to soak the whole item. 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