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Please allow up to approximately 2 weeks for production and shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2095\" data-end=\"2235\"\u003eTo provide faster delivery, your order may be fulfilled by one of our trusted international partners while maintaining consistent quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2237\" data-end=\"2344\"\u003eMade-to-order production helps reduce waste… because even a symbol of light deserves thoughtful creation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2346\" data-end=\"2349\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2351\" data-end=\"2376\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2351\" data-end=\"2374\"\u003eSize Guide (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TyagGW_tableContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group TyagGW_tableWrapper flex flex-col-reverse w-fit\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003ctable data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2597\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\" class=\"w-fit min-w-(--thread-content-width)\"\u003e\n\u003cthead data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2415\"\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2378\" data-end=\"2385\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2385\" data-end=\"2393\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2393\" data-end=\"2402\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2402\" data-end=\"2415\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eTolerance\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2597\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2488\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2453\" data-end=\"2457\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2457\" data-end=\"2465\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e15.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2465\" data-end=\"2473\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e15.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2473\" data-end=\"2488\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2489\" data-end=\"2524\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2489\" data-end=\"2493\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2493\" data-end=\"2501\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e19.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2501\" data-end=\"2509\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e19.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2509\" data-end=\"2524\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2525\" data-end=\"2560\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2525\" data-end=\"2529\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2529\" data-end=\"2537\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e23.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2537\" data-end=\"2545\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e23.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2545\" data-end=\"2560\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2561\" data-end=\"2597\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2561\" data-end=\"2566\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2566\" data-end=\"2574\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e27.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2574\" data-end=\"2582\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e27.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2582\" data-end=\"2597\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White zipper","offer_id":52652705906963,"sku":"26185467988681821168","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White zipper","offer_id":52652705939731,"sku":"59035181871538093682","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White zipper","offer_id":52652705972499,"sku":"13611167056936482389","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White zipper","offer_id":52652706005267,"sku":"12708963830710371277","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/16364545869710348025_2048.jpg?v=1766149174"},{"product_id":"patriotic-eagle-parody-shaped-pillow","title":"Combover Eagle Pillow — Patriotic, Parodied, Perfectly Unbothered","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"73\" data-end=\"118\"\u003eFeathers.\u003cbr data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"85\"\u003eTie.\u003cbr data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"92\"\u003eHair… doing its own thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"120\" data-end=\"378\"\u003eThis eagle shows up dressed for the occasion, just not the one you expected. 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Please allow up to approximately 2 weeks for production and shipping.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1880\" data-end=\"2020\"\u003eTo provide faster delivery, your order may be fulfilled by one of our trusted international partners while maintaining consistent quality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2022\" data-end=\"2127\"\u003eMade-to-order production helps reduce waste… because even a simple gesture deserves intentional design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"2129\" data-end=\"2132\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2159\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"2134\" data-end=\"2157\"\u003eSize Guide (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"TyagGW_tableContainer\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"group TyagGW_tableWrapper flex flex-col-reverse w-fit\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003ctable data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2380\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\" class=\"w-fit min-w-(--thread-content-width)\"\u003e\n\u003cthead data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2198\"\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2161\" data-end=\"2168\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eSize\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2168\" data-end=\"2176\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eWidth\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2176\" data-end=\"2185\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eHeight\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth data-start=\"2185\" data-end=\"2198\" data-col-size=\"sm\" class=\"\"\u003eTolerance\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2380\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2271\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2236\" data-end=\"2240\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eS\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2240\" data-end=\"2248\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e15.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2248\" data-end=\"2256\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e15.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2256\" data-end=\"2271\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2307\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2272\" data-end=\"2276\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eM\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2276\" data-end=\"2284\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e19.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2284\" data-end=\"2292\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e19.70\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2292\" data-end=\"2307\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2308\" data-end=\"2343\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2308\" data-end=\"2312\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"2312\" data-end=\"2320\"\u003e23.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"2320\" data-end=\"2328\"\u003e23.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"2328\" data-end=\"2343\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2380\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ctd data-start=\"2344\" data-end=\"2349\" data-col-size=\"sm\"\u003eXL\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"2349\" data-end=\"2357\"\u003e27.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"2357\" data-end=\"2365\"\u003e27.60\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd data-col-size=\"sm\" data-start=\"2365\" data-end=\"2380\" data-is-last-node=\"\"\u003e1.18 – 1.97\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ White zipper","offer_id":52701102932243,"sku":"30135740120286845838","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White zipper","offer_id":52701102965011,"sku":"73042220544107634981","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White zipper","offer_id":52701102997779,"sku":"74295035463475155673","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White zipper","offer_id":52701103030547,"sku":"40103371686642040209","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/15069691419251925308_2048.jpg?v=1766121641"},{"product_id":"political-parody-hug-pose-shaped-pillow-big-hug-energy","title":"Big Hug Energy Pillow — Maximum Reach, Questionable Intentions","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"70\" data-end=\"130\"\u003eArms open.\u003cbr data-start=\"80\" data-end=\"83\"\u003ePersonal space… negotiable.\u003cbr data-start=\"110\" data-end=\"113\"\u003eEnergy: enormous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"132\" data-end=\"309\"\u003eThis piece captures that very specific moment where a hug is either happening… or happening \u003cem data-start=\"224\" data-end=\"228\"\u003eto\u003c\/em\u003e you. The outstretched silhouette says everything before a single word is spoken.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"311\" data-end=\"358\"\u003eIt’s bold.\u003cbr data-start=\"321\" data-end=\"324\"\u003eIt’s absurd.\u003cbr data-start=\"336\" data-end=\"339\"\u003eIt’s coming in hot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"360\" data-end=\"547\"\u003eShaped to follow the full caricature, this pillow turns political parody into something unexpectedly soft. 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