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Each month features an original three-panel comic starring AL, a scruffy white cat with bright blue eyes, a gray-and-white striped tail, and a personality considerably larger than his patience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFollow AL through New Year's resolutions he has no intention of keeping, Valentine's Day affection he'd rather avoid, spring cleaning sabotage, tax season complaints, holiday mischief, and everything in between.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith his signature unimpressed expression and talent for turning everyday situations into disasters, AL reminds us that life is ridiculous, humans are exhausting, and sometimes the best response is a nap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cat lovers, sarcastic friends, comic strip enthusiasts, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates a little attitude with their calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwelve months. One judgmental cat. Absolutely no personal growth guaranteed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal AL character featuring his signature frazzled fur, bright blue eyes, and striped tail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e12 unique, full-color, three-panel comic strips, one for each month\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSeasonal humor featuring holidays, everyday frustrations, and classic cat behavior\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMonthly calendar grids for organizing appointments, reminders, and important dates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLandscape-format wall calendar with colorful cartoon artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e10.8\" × 8.4\" format\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA fun gift for cat lovers, coworkers, friends, and anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eKeep away from moisture and direct sunlight to help preserve the printed colors.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHang securely using the calendar's designated hanging hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandle pages gently when turning between months.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDust with a clean, dry cloth when necessary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e10.8\" x 8.4\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e10.79\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight (Closed), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e8.39\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight (Open), in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e16.93\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDepth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67962291355923,"sku":"20549445281585273059","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/Cozy_Cat_January_2027_Calendar_Mockup.png?v=1794036225","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/als-year-in-snark-2027-funny-cat-wall-calendar-12-months-of-sarcastic-comics","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}