{"product_id":"bigfoot-and-his-cat-officially-unbothered-sherpa-fleece-blanket-cozy-sasquatch-throw","title":"Bigfoot and His Cat: Officially Unbothered Sherpa Fleece Blanket | Cozy Sasquatch Throw","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome legends are best left undisturbed.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet Bigfoot and his cat, two woodland companions who have mastered the art of minding their own business. The \u003cstrong\u003eBigfoot and His Cat: Officially Unbothered Sherpa Fleece Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e features a repeating pattern of Sasquatch enjoying the simple life with his feline sidekick. From lounging in a hammock and relaxing among the mountains to reading, fishing, and enjoying the great outdoors, this unlikely duo has absolutely nowhere important to be.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing richly detailed illustrations, earthy forest greens, warm browns, and sunset-inspired accents, this blanket combines cryptid humor with a rugged woodland aesthetic. The design is perfect for Bigfoot enthusiasts, cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who considers doing absolutely nothing a perfectly respectable activity.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% polyester fleece with a plush Sherpa backing, this blanket offers a soft, velvety feel and comfortable warmth for chilly evenings, lazy weekends, movie marathons, or curling up with a cat who has no intention of moving.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether draped over a couch, packed for a cabin getaway, or given as a gift to your favorite antisocial cryptid enthusiast, this blanket makes one thing perfectly clear: \u003cstrong\u003eBeing unbothered is a lifestyle.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in three sizes for adults.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003ePlease note: This is a pre-constructed item. Actual measurements may vary by approximately ±3 inches.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExclusive Bigfoot and Cat Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e Repeating woodland illustrations featuring Sasquatch relaxing with his feline companion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSoft Polyester Fleece:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made from 100% polyester fleece, approximately 1\/8 inch (3 mm) thick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlush Sherpa Backing:\u003c\/strong\u003e Velvety, cozy reverse side for added comfort and warmth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne-Sided Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Detailed, colorful woodland design on the printed side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Hemmed Edges:\u003c\/strong\u003e Finished edges help maintain the blanket's shape and durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThree Size Options:\u003c\/strong\u003e Choose the size that best suits your couch, bed, or favorite lounging spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdult Use:\u003c\/strong\u003e Designed for adult comfort, with an approximate ±3-inch size variance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold with similar colors on a gentle cycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTumble dry on low or hang to dry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 40\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e50\" × 60\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e60\" × 80\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e50.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e40.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e60.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e80.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 40\"","offer_id":67967093932307,"sku":"24659960294528144215","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"50\" × 60\"","offer_id":67967093965075,"sku":"83814659278154642635","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"60\" × 80\"","offer_id":67967093997843,"sku":"28379141792763486813","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/Dense_Sasquatch_Cat_Blanket_Pattern.png?v=1794117364","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/bigfoot-and-his-cat-officially-unbothered-sherpa-fleece-blanket-cozy-sasquatch-throw","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}