{"product_id":"bureau-of-backyard-grilling-patriotic-apron","title":"Bureau of Backyard Grilling Patriotic Apron","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOfficial backyard operations are now underway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eBureau of Backyard Grilling Apron\u003c\/strong\u003e brings faux-government seriousness to burgers, steaks, ribs, and anything else headed for the grill. The cream background is scattered with red, white, and blue stars, while the chest features an official-looking eagle seal complete with grilling tools, flames, and the motto \u003cstrong\u003e“Smoke. Sear. Serve.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable polyester canvas with a soft foamed lining, this apron helps protect clothing from splatters, sauces, and everyday cooking messes while staying comfortable during long grilling sessions. 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