{"product_id":"confiscated-shiny-objects-jewelry-box","title":"Confiscated Shiny Objects Jewelry Box","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"83\" data-end=\"230\"\u003eProtect your most valuable evidence in this compact, handcrafted jewelry box featuring the official-looking seal of the Feline Investigations Unit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"232\" data-end=\"537\"\u003eThe glossy ceramic tile lid displays a distressed, vintage-style emblem declaring your rings, earrings, and other sparkly possessions officially confiscated. A varnished rubberwood body gives the box a polished finish, while the soft felt-lined interior helps protect jewelry and keepsakes from scratches.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"539\" data-end=\"853\"\u003eDual hinges hold the lid open at a 90-degree angle for easy access, and the slip-resistant felt base keeps the box securely in place on a dresser, vanity, nightstand, or desk. It is a distinctive gift for cat lovers, jewelry collectors, and anyone living with a feline known to conduct unauthorized investigations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1buqma1\" data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"876\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"6f6gqv\" data-start=\"877\" data-end=\"950\"\u003eGlossy 6\" x 6\" sublimation ceramic tile lid with a full-color design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w9tdo7\" data-start=\"951\" data-end=\"1008\"\u003eDurable rubberwood body with a smooth varnish finish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sg5vba\" data-start=\"1009\" data-end=\"1075\"\u003eSoft felt-lined interior protects jewelry and small keepsakes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1kcdkwy\" data-start=\"1076\" data-end=\"1131\"\u003eDual hinges hold the lid open at a 90-degree angle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"gz8re4\" data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1183\"\u003eSlip-resistant felt base helps prevent sliding.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mupnnq\" data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eCompact size fits neatly on a dresser, vanity, nightstand, or desk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1cd6yd7\" data-start=\"1257\" data-end=\"1279\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1280\" data-end=\"1342\"\u003eGently remove dust or dirt with a clean, dry microfiber cloth.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.76\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eDepth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54491726086419,"sku":"13225481074842420538","price":51.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_25_2026_07_32_18_AM.png?v=1784985839","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/confiscated-shiny-objects-jewelry-box","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}