{"product_id":"department-of-pretending-everything-is-fine-candle","title":"Department of Pretending Everything Is Fine Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"100\" data-end=\"203\"\u003eSome days call for solutions. Other days call for lighting a candle, smiling politely, and carrying on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"205\" data-end=\"577\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"209\" data-end=\"263\"\u003eDepartment of Pretending Everything Is Fine Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e brings warm light, subtle fragrance, and officially sanctioned composure to quiet evenings, stressful workdays, and moments when everything is absolutely, unquestionably fine. The full-wrap design features a richly detailed faux government seal, gold geometric accents, and the motto \u003cstrong data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"577\"\u003e“Light. Smile. 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