{"product_id":"department-of-unexpected-company-candle","title":"Department of Unexpected Company Candle","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"89\" data-end=\"149\"\u003eThe doorbell rings. The house is not ready. Neither are you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"518\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong data-start=\"155\" data-end=\"198\"\u003eDepartment of Unexpected Company Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e provides officially approved emergency ambiance for surprise visitors, last-minute gatherings, and any occasion that requires the room to smell more organized than it actually is. The richly detailed faux government seal features an open front door, a startled teacup, and the urgent directive: \u003cstrong data-start=\"494\" data-end=\"518\"\u003e“Light Immediately.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"872\"\u003eHand-poured with 100% American-grown soy wax, this 11-ounce candle uses two cotton-cored wicks to create an even melt pool and a steady glow. 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