{"product_id":"dink-responsibly-pickleball-paddle-set","title":"Dink Responsibly Pickleball Paddle Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"88\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eBring a little unnecessary competitiveness to your next friendly match. This two-paddle pickleball set features the faux official seal of the \u003cstrong data-start=\"230\" data-end=\"271\"\u003eBureau of Unnecessary Competitiveness\u003c\/strong\u003e paired with the reminder to \u003cstrong data-start=\"300\" data-end=\"323\"\u003e“Dink Responsibly.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"670\"\u003eThe deep navy design is printed on both sides of each wooden paddle, keeping the artwork visible through every serve, dink, drop shot, and questionable line call. Soft poly-cotton wrapped handles provide a comfortable grip, while the lightweight, balanced construction makes the paddles easy to control during casual games and practice sessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"672\" data-end=\"938\"\u003eEach set includes two paddles, two plastic pickleballs, and a convenient carry bag. It is ready for backyard matches, community courts, family gatherings, weekend tournaments, or gifting to the pickleball player who takes a friendly game just a little too seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"bfe9be\" data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10l2hnf\" data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1038\"\u003eSet includes two wooden paddles, two plastic pickleballs, and a carry bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"e2ss49\" data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1095\"\u003eFaux government seal with “Dink Responsibly” artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"w0fsco\" data-start=\"1096\" data-end=\"1149\"\u003eVivid design printed on both sides of each paddle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"772ftr\" data-start=\"1150\" data-end=\"1205\"\u003eDurable 100% wood construction with black edge trim\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13hb462\" data-start=\"1206\" data-end=\"1249\"\u003eComfortable poly-cotton wrapped handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mdoa8g\" data-start=\"1250\" data-end=\"1288\"\u003eStandard paddle size: 7.5\" × 15.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"pzpqxv\" data-start=\"1289\" data-end=\"1352\"\u003eLightweight and balanced for recreational play and practice\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"dfymt4\" data-start=\"1354\" data-end=\"1375\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1376\" data-end=\"1505\"\u003eUse a soft brush or damp cloth to remove dust and dirt. Allow the paddles to dry completely before storing them in the carry bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e7.5'' × 15.5''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54417500733715,"sku":"78262537809106623305","price":59.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_11_2026_04_22_50_PM.png?v=1783805662","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/dink-responsibly-pickleball-paddle-set","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}