{"product_id":"don-t-be-bob-sweatshirt-read-beyond-the-headline-social-media-humor-crewneck","title":"Don’t Be Bob Sweatshirt | Read Beyond the Headline Social Media Humor Crewneck","description":"\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eMeet Bob. Bob read half the headline, got furious, and probably headed straight for the comment section.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Be Bob Sweatshirt\u003c\/strong\u003e is made for anyone who has spent enough time on social media to know how quickly a headline, viral post, meme, or out-of-context screenshot can turn into internet outrage. Featuring an angry stick-figure Bob clutching his breaking-news discovery and the warning, \u003cstrong\u003e“This is Bob. Bob read half the headline and got furious. Don’t be Bob.”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this crewneck delivers a little critical-thinking humor for the digital age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eIt’s a fun choice for fact-checkers, skeptics, news junkies, social media survivors, internet culture fans, and anyone who believes reading the whole story is generally a good idea. The soft NuBlend® fleece and classic fit make it an easy everyday sweatshirt for scrolling, studying, working, debating, or quietly watching the latest viral controversy unfold.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e50\/50 NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece for a soft, durable feel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy weight (8.0 oz\/yd²) for cozy warmth without excessive bulk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with spandex for lasting shape.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eQuarter-turned to reduce center creasing.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for added durability.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRegular fit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label for added comfort.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny \u003cstrong\u003eDon’t Be Bob\u003c\/strong\u003e design about headlines, social media outrage, and internet culture.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"auto\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry on low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e20.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e22.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e24.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e27.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e29.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e31.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e32.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eSleeve length from center back, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e34.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e35.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e36.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e37.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e38.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e39.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ S","offer_id":54763286069523,"sku":"43010388942661022017","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Pink \/ S","offer_id":54763286102291,"sku":"12068784439282842603","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ S","offer_id":54763286135059,"sku":"72046425662232074516","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ S","offer_id":54763286167827,"sku":"58661217046125579291","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ S","offer_id":54763286200595,"sku":"25774842350175184646","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54763286233363,"sku":"51700832760617533189","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ M","offer_id":54763286266131,"sku":"28138649704994266423","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Pink \/ M","offer_id":54763286298899,"sku":"15800997759127533350","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ M","offer_id":54763286331667,"sku":"11569555298317336166","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ M","offer_id":54763286364435,"sku":"20680414178433360939","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ M","offer_id":54763286397203,"sku":"21509612631845530763","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54763286429971,"sku":"19201356631609941960","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ L","offer_id":54763286462739,"sku":"63180155533669483665","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Pink \/ L","offer_id":54763286495507,"sku":"25496649160071434811","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ L","offer_id":54763286528275,"sku":"72507001575131109007","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ L","offer_id":54763286561043,"sku":"84337174467745473022","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ L","offer_id":54763286593811,"sku":"38848542574422261233","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54763286626579,"sku":"95807364817885965796","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ XL","offer_id":54763286659347,"sku":"12637885368609956948","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Pink \/ XL","offer_id":54763286692115,"sku":"90841842860781701967","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ XL","offer_id":54763286724883,"sku":"79279411012341964411","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ XL","offer_id":54763286757651,"sku":"96914575773297311094","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ XL","offer_id":54763286790419,"sku":"21703427190379955174","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54763286823187,"sku":"18169927119909155569","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":54763286855955,"sku":"16672228630890375416","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":54763286888723,"sku":"71131258191122477926","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 2XL","offer_id":54763286921491,"sku":"32282601946138523261","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":54763286954259,"sku":"31454069638446819689","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 2XL","offer_id":54763286987027,"sku":"51336375225506195603","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54763287019795,"sku":"18899825798033934999","price":30.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Athletic Heather \/ 3XL","offer_id":54763287052563,"sku":"99379675292139903525","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic Pink \/ 3XL","offer_id":54763287085331,"sku":"14608077507513267504","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Gold \/ 3XL","offer_id":54763287118099,"sku":"20081124551382539475","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Light Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":54763287150867,"sku":"28400169956266516973","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sandstone \/ 3XL","offer_id":54763287183635,"sku":"21679407423914228932","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54763287216403,"sku":"32037051113131086582","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Sep_20_2026_04_59_28_PM.png?v=1789942179","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/don-t-be-bob-sweatshirt-read-beyond-the-headline-social-media-humor-crewneck","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}