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This one delivers both.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet \u003cstrong\u003eEau de Absolutely Not\u003c\/strong\u003e, a little luxury, a little attitude, and absolutely no obligation to explain yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing rich burgundy lettering, soft watercolor accents, delicate golden botanicals, and an elegant perfume-inspired design, this candle looks sophisticated enough for a fancy boutique while delivering a message that's anything but subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're declining invitations, protecting your peace, avoiding unnecessary drama, or simply enjoying an evening of doing absolutely nothing, this candle sets the mood perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from three inviting fragrances:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Tea \u0026amp; Fig:\u003c\/strong\u003e A refined, comforting scent for moments of quiet sophistication.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLavender \u0026amp; Sage:\u003c\/strong\u003e A calming, herbal-inspired fragrance for unwinding and leaving the day's nonsense behind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOcean Mist \u0026amp; Moss:\u003c\/strong\u003e A fresh, nature-inspired scent for clearing the air, figuratively speaking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with 100% American-grown soy wax and fine fragrance oils, this candle features two cotton-cored wicks and an average burn time of 65 hours. The vibrant, full-glass printed design adds personality to your decor, even when the candle isn't burning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce the wax is gone, clean and reuse the glass jar for small keepsakes or decorative storage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePeople who have mastered the art of saying no\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntroverts, homebodies, and boundary enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFunny housewarming and birthday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoworkers who have survived one meeting too many\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSelf-care evenings and unapologetic relaxation\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnyone whose favorite response is \"Absolutely not.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% American-grown, vegan, food-grade soy wax\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLead-free and phthalate-free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree fragrance options: White Tea \u0026amp; Fig, Lavender \u0026amp; Sage, and Ocean Mist \u0026amp; Moss\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrant 360-degree full-glass printed artwork\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo cotton-cored wicks\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApproximately 65 hours of burn time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReusable glass jar with cardboard lid\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAlways keep a burning candle within sight. 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