{"product_id":"everything-is-fine-doomsday-apocalypse-wrapping-paper","title":"Everything Is Fine: Doomsday Apocalypse Wrapping Paper","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003eThe world may be falling apart, but at least your presents look fabulous! Our \u003cstrong\u003eEverything Is Fine Doomsday Wrapping Paper\u003c\/strong\u003e brings a delightfully dark sense of humor to gift-giving with a retro-inspired pattern of burning houses, mushroom clouds, radiation warnings, and ridiculously cheerful smiling suns. Because nothing says \"Happy Birthday\" quite like a little impending doom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing vintage-style illustrations in fiery orange, golden yellow, and black against a warm cream background, this wrapping paper is perfect for doomsday preppers, conspiracy enthusiasts, sarcastic friends, and anyone who appreciates a good laugh at the end of civilization. Use it for birthdays, Christmas, gag gifts, survival kits, or just because everything is fine. Probably.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted in high definition on 90 gsm fine art paper, each roll comes in your choice of smooth matte or high-gloss finish and three convenient lengths. After all, civilization may be temporary, but great gift presentation is forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRetro doomsday design featuring mushroom clouds, burning houses, radiation symbols, warning signs, and smiling suns\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHigh-definition, one-sided printing on 90 gsm fine art paper\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in smooth matte or high-gloss finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree roll sizes: 30 × 36, 30 × 72, and 30 × 180 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage-inspired orange, yellow, black, and cream color palette\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGreat for birthdays, holidays, gag gifts, survival-themed presents, and apocalypse enthusiasts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite spaces with a bar and QR code appear along the top and bottom edges\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach roll begins with a short blank protective sheet; unroll past it to reveal the printed design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUse a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush dust or dirt from the center outward. 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