{"product_id":"exit-250-existential-america-necklace","title":"Exit 250: Existential America Necklace","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"43\" data-end=\"344\"\u003eSomewhere between freedom, roadside motels, and a mild emotional crisis sits this gloriously odd little necklace. Inspired by vintage motel key tags and America’s long tradition of confidently winging it, this pendant brings retro road-trip energy with just enough existential dread to feel authentic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eFeaturing a distressed Americana-inspired design tucked inside a framed pendant outline, this piece looks like a souvenir from a roadside stop that may or may not actually exist. 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