{"product_id":"faux-official-toile-weekender-bag","title":"Faux Official Toile Weekender Bag","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"63\" data-end=\"186\"\u003eA travel bag for people who overpack, disappear for the weekend, and still somehow have snacks fully cleared for transport.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"188\" data-end=\"593\"\u003eThis roomy weekender bag features a vintage toile-inspired faux government pattern with ornate blue-and-cream scenes, office-style stamps, travel details, florals, luggage, letters, and officially unofficial approvals. Look closely and you’ll find stamped phrases like \u003cstrong data-start=\"457\" data-end=\"469\"\u003eApproved\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"471\" data-end=\"481\"\u003eDenied\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"483\" data-end=\"497\"\u003eOverpacked\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong data-start=\"499\" data-end=\"516\"\u003eOut of Office\u003c\/strong\u003e, and \u003cstrong data-start=\"522\" data-end=\"540\"\u003eSnack Verified\u003c\/strong\u003e, giving the classic toile look a sharp, funny twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"595\" data-end=\"920\"\u003eThe cream background and deep blue linework give it an elegant, old-world fabric feel, while the faux-bureaucratic humor makes it feel modern, clever, and very EpiAL. It is roomy enough for weekend trips, overnight stays, gym gear, road trips, books, chargers, snacks, and the unnecessary extras you absolutely packed anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"922\" data-end=\"1102\"\u003eCream rope handles and gold-color grommets add a polished finish, while the T-bottom construction gives the bag structure for packing, unpacking, and setting it down between plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1104\" data-end=\"1171\"\u003eOfficially stylish. Possibly overpacked. Definitely snack verified.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1buqma1\" data-start=\"1173\" data-end=\"1194\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"tl8alp\" data-start=\"1195\" data-end=\"1245\"\u003eWrinkle-resistant 100% spun polyester exterior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1qfj3wx\" data-start=\"1246\" data-end=\"1296\"\u003eVintage toile-inspired faux government pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1nw90m5\" data-start=\"1297\" data-end=\"1403\"\u003eFeatures stamp-style phrases including Approved, Denied, Overpacked, Out of Office, and Snack Verified\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"jcuqw1\" data-start=\"1404\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003e27\" cream cotton rope handles with gold-color grommets\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"170gi7b\" data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1499\"\u003eSpacious one-size bag: 24\" x 13\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1u9s2a5\" data-start=\"1500\" data-end=\"1545\"\u003eT-bottom construction for added structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"12rpqyp\" data-start=\"1546\" data-end=\"1598\"\u003eCream 50\/50 cotton-poly sheeting interior lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pe1ndu\" data-start=\"1599\" data-end=\"1651\"\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1x3ainl\" data-start=\"1652\" data-end=\"1676\"\u003eSize tolerance: ±0.75\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1cd6yd7\" data-start=\"1678\" data-end=\"1700\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1701\" data-end=\"1909\"\u003eBefore cleaning, remove all items from the bag. 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