{"product_id":"federal-commission-of-common-sense-pin-currently-unstaffed-satirical-eagle-lapel-pin","title":"Federal Commission of Common Sense Pin | Currently Unstaffed Satirical Eagle Lapel Pin","description":"\u003cp\u003eCommon sense has officially left the building. Apparently, nobody was available to replace it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Federal Commission of Common Sense: Currently Unstaffed Pin delivers a perfectly understated dose of political satire, bureaucratic humor, and everyday sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDesigned to resemble an official government seal, this novelty lapel pin features a distinguished bald eagle wearing sunglasses, surrounded by patriotic stars, a traditional shield, olive branches, and an ornate gold rope border. At the center, a prominently displayed sign announces the unfortunate staffing situation: \"CURRENTLY UNDERSTAFFED.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith its rich navy blue background, antique-inspired gold details, and vintage federal emblem styling, this pin looks almost official. Almost.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe custom-shaped metal pin features vibrant full-color artwork and a secure backing clasp, making it easy to attach to jackets, blazers, hats, backpacks, lanyards, or tote bags. Available in stainless steel or a gold-plated finish, it's lightweight enough for everyday wear and bold enough to get noticed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for government employees, office workers, political satire enthusiasts, frustrated taxpayers, and anyone who has ever wondered whether common sense is still accepting applications.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNo political affiliation required. Common sense preferred, but apparently optional.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCustom-shaped design: Die-cut silhouette follows the circular contour of the Federal Commission of Common Sense emblem.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo metal finishes: Available in rust-resistant stainless steel or a high-shine gold-plated finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetailed full-color artwork: Vibrant patriotic eagle design with navy blue, antique gold, and red accents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight construction: Durable metal pin designed for comfortable everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSecure backing clasp: Attaches to jackets, lapels, backpacks, hats, and tote bags.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSatirical statement: Features the humorous message \"Currently Understaffed\" beneath a fictional government commission seal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGently wipe with a soft, dry microfiber cloth to remove fingerprints, dust, and surface dirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvoid abrasive cleaners, polishing compounds, and harsh chemicals.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDo not soak or submerge in water.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRemove before washing any garment or accessory to which the pin is attached.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvoid prolonged exposure to moisture, perfumes, and cleaning products.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore in a dry place to protect the metal finish and printed artwork.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck the backing clasp periodically to ensure it remains secure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"1\" x 1\" \/ Gold Plated","offer_id":67969012072723,"sku":"33228220282869496433","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/7408965138245455772_2048.jpg?v=1794154551","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/federal-commission-of-common-sense-pin-currently-unstaffed-satirical-eagle-lapel-pin","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}