{"product_id":"federal-commission-on-common-sense-currently-understaffed-embroidered-dad-hat-funny-political-satire-cap","title":"Federal Commission on Common Sense – Currently Understaffed Embroidered Dad Hat | Funny Political Satire Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCommon sense is apparently experiencing a staffing shortage.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Federal Commission on Common Sense: Currently Understaffed embroidered dad hat delivers a little government-inspired humor with a vintage patriotic twist. Featuring a detailed eagle-and-shield emblem surrounded by a gold-trimmed official-looking seal, this cap pokes fun at bureaucracy, questionable decisions, and the ongoing shortage of common sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from 100% cotton twill with a soft, enzyme-washed finish, this unstructured six-panel cap has that comfortable, broken-in feel from the first wear. The curved bill provides everyday shade, while the adjustable metal-slider closure lets you customize the fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're following political headlines, attending a community event, running errands, or simply surviving another day of government nonsense, this hat makes its point without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA great gift for political junkies, government employees, public servants, sarcastic friends, and anyone convinced that common sense should be a federally funded department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This is a parody design and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any government agency.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e100% cotton twill: Soft, breathable, and durable for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVintage washed finish: Enzyme-washed and brushed for a comfortable, lived-in feel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUnstructured six-panel design: Relaxed mid-profile fit with classic dad-hat styling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCurved bill: Traditional shape provides shade and casual style.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdjustable closure: Self-fabric strap with metal slider and tuck-in for a personalized fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEmbroidered design: Satirical eagle-and-shield seal featuring the words \"Federal Commission on Common Sense\" and \"Currently Understaffed.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdult sizing: Versatile casual accessory for everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold (maximum 30°C or 90°F). Air drying is recommended to help preserve the cap's shape and embroidery.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eAdjustable\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eBill\/ Brim Length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e2.75\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHat Sizing, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e6.75 - 7.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Blue Jean","offer_id":67967086854419,"sku":"19444003492346306432","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory","offer_id":67967086887187,"sku":"18470346582844856838","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":67967086919955,"sku":"22712055561817054991","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Crimson","offer_id":67967086952723,"sku":"12183901212510517910","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/Common_Sense_Cap_Portrait.png?v=1794115540","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/federal-commission-on-common-sense-currently-understaffed-embroidered-dad-hat-funny-political-satire-cap","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}