{"product_id":"licensed-to-sit-in-the-car-sun-shades","title":"Licensed to Sit in the Car Sun Shades","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"67\" data-end=\"133\"\u003eFor the people who need one more quiet minute before going inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"135\" data-end=\"510\"\u003eThese car sun shades feature a retro faux-permit design that reads, “Licensed to Sit in the Car for Five More Minutes,” making them equal parts practical car accessory and deeply relatable mood. The weathered blue background, vintage badge layout, and roadside-travel feel give your windshield personality while helping protect your interior from heat, glare, and sun damage.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"512\" data-end=\"790\"\u003eUse them during school pickup, lunch breaks, appointment waiting, post-errand recovery, or those sacred driveway minutes when the car is quiet and nobody needs anything yet. They fold away easily, attach with suction cups, and bring a small, honest smile to an everyday routine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1buqma1\" data-start=\"792\" data-end=\"813\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1g84t0f\" data-start=\"814\" data-end=\"863\"\u003eRetro faux-permit design with relatable humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1pxt4ez\" data-start=\"864\" data-end=\"905\"\u003eHelps block sunlight, heat, and glare\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1decppk\" data-start=\"906\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eProtects dash and seats from fading and sun damage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1f1f77b\" data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1017\"\u003eDurable 100% polyester front for crisp print quality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vu3fk8\" data-start=\"1018\" data-end=\"1070\"\u003eAluminized film cushion back for heat protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"wh6bw5\" data-start=\"1071\" data-end=\"1129\"\u003eIncludes suction cups for secure windshield attachment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"nlhw9t\" data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003eEasy fold-and-store design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"146pe1c\" data-start=\"1161\" data-end=\"1222\"\u003eAvailable in 30\" × 55\" single shade or 28\" × 28\" set of 2\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"10pyz3t\" data-start=\"1223\" data-end=\"1324\"\u003eGreat gift for commuters, moms, introverts, teachers, road-trippers, and anyone who needs a pause\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-section-id=\"1cd6yd7\" data-start=\"1326\" data-end=\"1348\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1349\" data-end=\"1537\"\u003eUse a soft brush or damp cloth to clean the surface and remove dust or dirt. When storing, avoid moisture, high temperatures, and heavy pressure to help preserve the shape and performance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e28'' × 28'' (2pcs)\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e28.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eThickenss, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.16\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54377029796115,"sku":"23519592526380369617","price":49.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_3_2026_04_21_28_PM.png?v=1783114094","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/licensed-to-sit-in-the-car-sun-shades","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}