{"product_id":"low-impact-high-drama-pickleball-paddle-set","title":"Low Impact, High Drama Pickleball Paddle Set","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"94\" data-end=\"379\"\u003eBring official levels of drama to your next friendly match with this \u003cstrong data-start=\"163\" data-end=\"201\"\u003eDepartment of Recreational Dinking\u003c\/strong\u003e pickleball set. Each paddle features a navy, cream, and gold design with the motto \u003cstrong data-start=\"285\" data-end=\"309\"\u003e“Serve. Drop. Dink.”\u003c\/strong\u003e and the appropriately dramatic reminder \u003cstrong data-start=\"350\" data-end=\"379\"\u003e“Low Impact. High Drama.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"381\" data-end=\"663\"\u003eMade from lightweight wood, the paddles offer a familiar, balanced feel for backyard matches, park sessions, practice games, and casual club play. The vivid artwork is printed on both sides, so the design remains visible through every serve, dink, drop shot, and disputed line call.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"665\" data-end=\"962\"\u003eComfortable poly-cotton wrapped handles provide a secure grip, while reinforced black edging and wrist straps support dependable recreational play. The complete set includes two matching paddles, two plastic pickleballs, and a convenient carry bag, making it easy to pack up and head to the court.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"bfe9be\" data-start=\"964\" data-end=\"984\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1rum3k7\" data-start=\"985\" data-end=\"1060\"\u003eComplete set with two paddles, two plastic pickleballs, and a carry bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jdtxzu\" data-start=\"1061\" data-end=\"1120\"\u003eDepartment of Recreational Dinking faux government seal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"kgo44e\" data-start=\"1121\" data-end=\"1183\"\u003e“Serve. Drop. Dink.” and “Low Impact. High Drama.” artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"qfn1qv\" data-start=\"1184\" data-end=\"1239\"\u003eVivid, high-resolution design printed on both sides\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1htwwt0\" data-start=\"1240\" data-end=\"1285\"\u003eLightweight 100% wood paddle construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"q4kcxr\" data-start=\"1286\" data-end=\"1332\"\u003eReinforced black edge for added durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"13hb462\" data-start=\"1333\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003eComfortable poly-cotton wrapped handles\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"vsxfcn\" data-start=\"1377\" data-end=\"1413\"\u003eWrist straps for secure handling\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"n3biea\" data-start=\"1414\" data-end=\"1462\"\u003eOne size: 7.5\" × 15.5\" (19.05 cm × 39.37 cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1mejdw3\" data-start=\"1463\" data-end=\"1525\"\u003eDesigned for recreational games, practice, and casual play\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"dfymt4\" data-start=\"1527\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1549\" data-end=\"1678\"\u003eUse a soft brush or damp cloth to remove dust and dirt. Allow the paddles to dry completely before placing them in the carry bag.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e7.5'' × 15.5''\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e15.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":54420958544147,"sku":"17431422763401120338","price":59.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Jul_12_2026_09_39_20_AM.png?v=1783871412","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/low-impact-high-drama-pickleball-paddle-set","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}