{"product_id":"national-park-service-sort-of-picnic-lands-blanket-funny-americana","title":"National Park Service (Sort Of) Picnic Lands Blanket | Funny Americana","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"107\" data-end=\"268\"\u003eWelcome to Picnic Lands, where the trails are questionable, the snacks are federally protected and the nap zones are strictly enforced.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"270\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eThis oversized picnic blanket features a vintage-style parody National Park map filled with fake outdoor landmarks like the \u003cem data-start=\"394\" data-end=\"416\"\u003eFederal Nap Corridor\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem data-start=\"418\" data-end=\"440\"\u003eHigh Chip Spill Area\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem data-start=\"442\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eBasket Staging Area\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem data-start=\"468\" data-end=\"495\"\u003eSquirrel Negotiation Zone\u003c\/em\u003e. Inspired by retro park signage and classic Americana road-trip graphics, it’s designed for people who take outdoor relaxing very seriously.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"638\" data-end=\"980\"\u003eMade with a soft polyester fleece top and water-resistant backing, this blanket is ready for fireworks, concerts, camping, park days, beach trips, tailgates and emergency snack deployment. The detailed illustrated map design turns an ordinary picnic blanket into something that looks like it belongs in a very confused federal visitor center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eAdventure. Relaxation. Questionable food choices.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003eGraphic on blanket:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1031\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_08_40_37_PM.png?v=1779592234\" alt=\"\" width=\"425\" height=\"638\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1031\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1033\" data-end=\"1053\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"f8da3j\" data-start=\"1056\" data-end=\"1119\"\u003eSoft 100% polyester fleece front for comfort and durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"180lkvt\" data-start=\"1120\" data-end=\"1185\"\u003eHigh-resolution one-sided print with vintage park-map artwork\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1jj053n\" data-start=\"1186\" data-end=\"1255\"\u003eBlack water-resistant oxford-cloth backing helps block damp grass\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"11b1lr6\" data-start=\"1256\" data-end=\"1323\"\u003eSewn flat edges for long-lasting durability and clean finishing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"3ipca1\" data-start=\"1324\" data-end=\"1378\"\u003eIncludes black carrying strap with buckle closures\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"sajtnn\" data-start=\"1379\" data-end=\"1451\"\u003eOversized 61\" × 51\" format for picnics, festivals and outdoor lounging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1476\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1453\" data-end=\"1474\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"x0j8va\" data-start=\"1477\" data-end=\"1534\"\u003eMachine wash separately in cold water on gentle cycle\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"41q3h0\" data-start=\"1535\" data-end=\"1553\"\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"5e08t3\" data-start=\"1554\" data-end=\"1571\"\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"4lj6ks\" data-start=\"1572\" data-end=\"1587\"\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"u31nks\" data-start=\"1588\" data-end=\"1606\"\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e61\" × 51\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e61.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e51.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"61\" × 51\"","offer_id":54200349327635,"sku":"52380680719231269521","price":54.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_May_23_2026_09_41_04_PM.png?v=1779590520","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/national-park-service-sort-of-picnic-lands-blanket-funny-americana","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}