{"product_id":"office-of-personal-effects-trinket-dish-funny-bureaucracy-eagle-seal-jewelry-tray-gold-rim-ceramic-catchall","title":"Office of Personal Effects Trinket Dish | Funny Bureaucracy Eagle Seal Jewelry Tray | Gold Rim Ceramic Catchall","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour personal belongings are now officially under federal-style supervision. Featuring a detailed faux government seal reading “Office of Personal Effects – USA,” this ceramic trinket dish brings a little bureaucratic absurdity to the everyday business of keeping track of your stuff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe patriotic-inspired emblem features a majestic eagle clutching jewelry, surrounded by stars, laurel branches, and official-looking details. It's the perfect combination of government-office seriousness and completely unnecessary authority over your rings, earrings, keys, and other small possessions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from glossy white ceramic with an elegant metallic gold rim, this decorative catchall looks right at home on a dresser, vanity, nightstand, desk, or entryway table. The centered design adds just enough personality without overwhelming the dish's classic appearance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in five shapes, it's a clever gift for government employees, office workers, bureaucracy enthusiasts, political satire fans, or anyone who appreciates a little official nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause even your jewelry deserves its own government department.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGlossy white glazed ceramic with decorative metallic gold edging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetailed faux government eagle seal featuring the words “Office of Personal Effects” and “USA”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCentered 2\" x 2\" UV DTF print\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWaterproof and scratch-resistant printed design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFive shapes: Round, Wavy Round, Heart, Scalloped Square, and Square\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIdeal for rings, earrings, necklaces, keys, coins, and other small keepsakes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDecorative catchall for dressers, vanities, desks, and entryway tables\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIntended for adult use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSourced from China\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe clean with a damp towel only. 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