{"product_id":"official-emergency-candle-in-case-of-national-meltdown-patriotic-novelty-candle-11-oz","title":"Official Emergency Candle – “In Case of National Meltdown” Patriotic Novelty Candle (11 oz)","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"134\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong data-start=\"150\" data-end=\"179\"\u003eOfficial Emergency Candle\u003c\/strong\u003e. Because sometimes the only thing left to do is light something and stare at it calmly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"463\"\u003eFeaturing a bold, government-style seal and the reassuring directive: \u003cem data-start=\"339\" data-end=\"386\"\u003e“In Case of National Meltdown, Light Candle,”\u003c\/em\u003e this candle is equal parts satire, survival kit, and stress management plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"465\" data-end=\"612\"\u003ePerfect for election season, breaking news cycles, spirited family dinners, or any moment when the country feels like it is buffering indefinitely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"666\"\u003eStrike a match. Restore composure. Repeat as needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"668\" data-end=\"671\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"673\" data-end=\"694\"\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"695\" data-end=\"725\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"697\" data-end=\"725\"\u003ePremium clear glass vessel\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"747\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"728\" data-end=\"747\"\u003eClean-burning wax\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"748\" data-end=\"784\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"750\" data-end=\"784\"\u003eDouble-wick design for even burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"785\" data-end=\"827\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"787\" data-end=\"827\"\u003eHigh-resolution patriotic seal graphic\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"828\" data-end=\"854\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"854\"\u003eLong-lasting burn time\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"916\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"857\" data-end=\"916\"\u003eIdeal for gifting, home décor, and political humor lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"918\" data-end=\"921\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"923\" data-end=\"945\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"946\" data-end=\"987\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"948\" data-end=\"987\"\u003eTrim wicks to ¼ inch before each burn\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"988\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"990\" data-end=\"1044\"\u003eAllow wax to melt evenly across the top on first use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1045\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1047\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003eNever leave unattended\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1125\"\u003eKeep away from children, pets, and heated debates\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1127\" data-end=\"1130\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 data-start=\"1132\" data-end=\"1165\"\u003eProduction \u0026amp; Shipping Notice\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1166\" data-end=\"1347\"\u003eThis candle is made to order. 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