{"product_id":"professionally-elusive-bigfoot-vertical-bar-necklace","title":"Professionally Elusive Bigfoot Vertical Bar Necklace","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHard to find. Impossible to pin down. Professionally elusive.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSome people are social butterflies. Others have more in common with Bigfoot. The Professionally Elusive Bigfoot Vertical Bar Necklace is for introverts, Sasquatch enthusiasts, and anyone who has mastered the art of avoiding unnecessary human interaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a tiny engraved walking Bigfoot beneath the words “PROFESSIONALLY ELUSIVE,” this slim vertical pendant combines cryptid humor with a sleek, minimalist design. Its eye-catching iridescent finish adds flashes of blue, purple, and rainbow tones, making it a subtle statement piece with just enough personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable 316L surgical-grade stainless steel, this necklace is hypoallergenic and resistant to rust and corrosion. The permanent laser engraving won't fade or peel, making it a lasting accessory for everyday adventures, quiet weekends, or disappearing into the woods.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a Bigfoot believer, an introverted friend, or someone who considers canceled plans a personal victory, this necklace makes a funny, memorable gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBigfoot-inspired engraving: Walking Sasquatch silhouette with “PROFESSIONALLY ELUSIVE.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIridescent finish: Color-shifting blue, purple, and rainbow tones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDurable construction: 316L surgical-grade stainless steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePermanent engraving: Laser-etched design resists fading and peeling.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHypoallergenic: Designed for comfortable everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRust and corrosion resistant: Made for lasting durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlim pendant: Measures 1.26 × 0.20 inches (32 × 5 mm).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVersatile styling: Wear alone or layer with other necklaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGently wipe away dust, fingerprints, or dirt with a clean, dry cloth. Avoid abrasive cleaners to help preserve the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne Size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eBar width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eBar height, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eThickness, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.08\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eNecklace length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e18.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"One Size \/ Black PVD coating","offer_id":67987219022099,"sku":"31051642812400700369","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One Size \/ 18K Gold PVD coating","offer_id":67987219054867,"sku":"24622129592237963831","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One Size \/ Rainbow PVD coating","offer_id":67987219087635,"sku":"31055066317477004753","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One Size \/ 18K Rose Gold PVD coating","offer_id":67987219120403,"sku":"20747394145916037889","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"One Size \/ Stainless Steel (No coating)","offer_id":67987219153171,"sku":"10235876352423627978","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/Professionally_Elusive_Sasquatch_Necklace_Portrait.png?v=1794312180","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/professionally-elusive-bigfoot-vertical-bar-necklace","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}