{"product_id":"socially-selective-professionally-elusive-bigfoot-approved","title":"Socially selective. Professionally elusive. Bigfoot approved.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSome people love being the center of attention. Others have perfected the art of disappearing. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Professionally Elusive Bigfoot Adjustable Bar Bracelet is made for introverts, solitude seekers, and anyone who relates a little too well to Bigfoot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a tiny engraved Sasquatch silhouette alongside the words “PROFESSIONALLY ELUSIVE,” this polished rose-gold-tone bracelet combines understated style with dry humor. It's a subtle way to announce that you're probably unavailable, and you'd prefer to keep it that way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable 316L surgical-grade stainless steel with a protective PVD coating, this bracelet is waterproof, hypoallergenic, and resistant to tarnishing, rust, staining, and corrosion. The adjustable sliding chain makes it comfortable for everyday wear, whether you're enjoying some alone time, exploring the outdoors, or successfully avoiding social obligations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePackaged in a white jewelry box with protective non-tarnish cotton fiber, it makes a funny, thoughtful gift for Bigfoot enthusiasts, introverts, antisocial friends, and anyone who appreciates a little personal space.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExclusive engraving: Walking Bigfoot silhouette with “PROFESSIONALLY ELUSIVE.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePremium construction: Durable 316L surgical-grade stainless steel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePolished finish: Protective PVD coating for lasting shine and tarnish resistance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAdjustable fit: Sliding chain closure for comfortable, personalized sizing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEveryday durability: Waterproof and resistant to rust, staining, and corrosion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHypoallergenic: Designed for comfortable everyday wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift-ready packaging: White jewelry box with protective non-tarnish cotton fiber.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGently wipe with a soft jewelry polishing cloth to restore shine. Avoid abrasive cleaners and harsh chemicals to help preserve the finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003eOne Size\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eChain length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.99\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eBar length, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e1.50\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eBar width, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e0.24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"18K Gold PVD coating","offer_id":67987083198739,"sku":"10173577955104507416","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18K Rose Gold PVD coating","offer_id":67987083231507,"sku":"43841251600194512917","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stainless Steel","offer_id":67987083264275,"sku":"15601345726187611191","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/Professionally_Elusive_Bracelet_Portrait.png?v=1794308924","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/socially-selective-professionally-elusive-bigfoot-approved","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}