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Featuring a wide-eyed tabby demanding attention beside an empty food bowl, the colorful retro-inspired design delivers a message every cat parent understands: priorities are priorities.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for cat lovers, sarcastic pet parents, apocalypse humor enthusiasts, and anyone whose cat acts like missing a meal by five minutes is a global catastrophe.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton, this comfortable unisex tee is perfect for lazy weekends, running errands, lounging with your cats, or preparing for the end of civilization. Just remember to feed the cat first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause the world can wait. 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