{"product_id":"the-audacity-is-apparently-free-gift-set-funny-soy-candle-satin-sleep-mask-cozy-socks","title":"The Audacity Is Apparently Free Gift Set | Funny Soy Candle, Satin Sleep Mask \u0026 Cozy Socks","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBecause apparently everyone has an opinion, and you're officially off the clock.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes the best response to other people's audacity is to light a candle, put on a sleep mask, and ignore the world for a while. This cozy self-care gift set features the perfectly sarcastic message “The Audacity Is Apparently Free.” on a 4 oz natural soy candle, paired with a champagne satin sleep mask and ultra-soft ivory socks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe candle features a soothing White Sage + Lavender fragrance, blending herbal and lightly citrusy notes with soft florals, cedarwood, musk, coconut, and warm amber. With approximately 20–30 hours of burn time, it's perfect for winding down after a long day, enjoying a quiet evening, or taking a much-needed break from everyone else's nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSlip on the silky, light-blocking sleep mask, pull on the plush socks, and enjoy a little peace and quiet. Whether you're shopping for a sarcastic best friend, an overworked coworker, a tired mom, or someone who has simply had enough of people, this gift set delivers comfort with a healthy dose of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for birthdays, Christmas, Secret Santa exchanges, friendship gifts, or a well-deserved treat for yourself. 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