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This \u003cstrong\u003eU.S. Department of Cozy Round Floor Pillow\u003c\/strong\u003e brings warm farmhouse charm, vintage-inspired humor, and plenty of softness to your favorite lounging spot.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe design features an whimsically official Department of Cozy seal with a bundled-up black cat tucked beneath a plaid blanket, warm mug in paw, and the department motto: \u003cstrong\u003e“Blankets • Beverages • Avoidance.”\u003c\/strong\u003e A soft beige-and-cream gingham background gives the pillow a relaxed cottage feel that works beautifully in reading nooks, bedrooms, sunrooms, dorms, and cozy living spaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade with a durable polyester cover and plush polyester filling, this round floor cushion is substantial enough for casual floor seating while still looking right at home tossed beside a chair or layered with other pillows. The artwork is printed on \u003cstrong\u003eboth sides\u003c\/strong\u003e, so there’s no wrong way to leave it lying around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for readers, cat lovers, homebodies, introverts, and anyone whose preferred government department specializes in blankets and beverages.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% polyester cover and filling\u003c\/strong\u003e for durability and shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlush filling provides comfortable support for lounging and casual floor seating\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-sided design\u003c\/strong\u003e keeps the artwork visible from either side\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp, vibrant printing showcases the vintage-style seal and gingham pattern\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRound shape adds dimension to reading nooks, bedrooms, and living spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn seam closure creates a clean, finished appearance\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in \u003cstrong\u003etwo sizes\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight enough to move from room to room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFun combination of cozy cottage style, cat humor, and vintage Americana\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSpot clean only\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDry clean when needed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAllow to air dry completely after cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e26\" × 26\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; font-weight: 500; text-align: left; font-size: 15px; padding: 10px;\"\u003e30\" × 30\"\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eWidth , in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eLength, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e26.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e30.00\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003eHeight, in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.09\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"padding: 10px; color: #525252; font-size: 15px; border-top: 1px solid #ededed; word-break: break-word;\"\u003e7.09\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"30\" × 30\"","offer_id":54558848516371,"sku":"18242042451047408067","price":90.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"26\" × 26\"","offer_id":54558848549139,"sku":"30663068289438704351","price":77.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0703\/7471\/9763\/files\/ChatGPT_Image_Aug_10_2026_11_22_27_PM.png?v=1786422747","url":"https:\/\/www.epileptical.com\/products\/u-s-department-of-cozy-round-floor-pillow-cozy-cat-gingham-cushion","provider":"EpiAl's Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}