{"product_id":"u-s-department-of-minor-inconveniences-pinback-button","title":"U.S. Department of Minor Inconveniences Pinback Button","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eOfficially assigned to handle tangled chargers, missing socks, slow Wi-Fi, carts with one bad wheel, and every other tiny problem that has no business being this irritating.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eU.S. Department of Minor Inconveniences Pinback Button\u003c\/strong\u003e features a vintage-inspired faux government seal with a stately eagle, the appropriately bureaucratic motto \u003cstrong\u003e“Slightly Annoying,”\u003c\/strong\u003e and a gloriously tangled phone charger at the center. The aged navy, cream, and gold palette gives it the look of an important federal agency devoted entirely to problems nobody asked for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMade from durable metal with a glossy mylar face, this unisex pinback button has crisp full-color printing designed to resist scratches and UV fading. A steel safety-pin backing keeps it securely attached to denim jackets, backpacks, canvas totes, hats, bulletin boards, and other unsuspecting surfaces. Available in multiple sizes, it makes a funny little accessory for adults who appreciate dry humor, retro graphics, parody designs, and making trivial annoyances sound extremely official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage-style U.S. Department of Minor Inconveniences parody seal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEagle crest with tangled phone charger centerpiece\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“Slightly Annoying” banner detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGlossy mylar face with vibrant full-color printing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUV- and scratch-resistant finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable metal construction\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSecure steel safety-pin backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in three sizes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex novelty accessory for adults\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for jackets, backpacks, tote bags, displays, and pin collections\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAssembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWipe gently with a clean, dry cloth to remove dust or dirt. 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