{"product_id":"united-states-bureau-of-hot-dogs-recreation-picnic-blanket","title":"United States Bureau of Hot Dogs \u0026 Recreation Picnic Blanket","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"82\" data-end=\"193\"\u003eThe official blanket of summer, according to absolutely no federal agency whatsoever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"623\"\u003eThis oversized red and white checkered picnic blanket features a colorful retro-style \u003cem data-start=\"281\" data-end=\"328\"\u003eUnited States Bureau of Hot Dogs \u0026amp; Recreation\u003c\/em\u003e design packed with old-school summer graphics, patriotic vibes and aggressively cheerful hot dog energy. 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