{"product_id":"united-states-department-of-outdoor-dining-picnic-blanket","title":"United States Department of Outdoor Dining Picnic Blanket","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"234\" data-start=\"126\"\u003eOfficially certified for snacks, sunshine and questionable potato salad decisions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"646\" data-start=\"236\"\u003eThis oversized picnic blanket features a vintage-inspired faux government seal reading \u003cem data-end=\"394\" data-start=\"323\"\u003eUnited States Department of Outdoor Dining, Bureau of Blanket Affairs\u003c\/em\u003e complete with an American eagle, picnic basket and classic Americana styling. 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