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Look a little closer, and you'll discover the real message: \"United States of Apparently.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for anyone who appreciates political humor, government bureaucracy jokes, and a little sarcasm with their home décor, this clock makes a statement without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe richly colored design features deep navy, vintage red, gold, and cream, creating a distinctive look for home offices, dens, workshops, garages, and government employee workspaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIts silent clock mechanism keeps the room free from distracting ticking, while the durable wood frame and plexiglass face provide a polished finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're shopping for a government employee, a political satire enthusiast, or someone who responds to the latest headlines with \"apparently,\" this clock makes a memorable and practical gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause apparently, it's that time again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eProduct Features\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOriginal satirical design: Features the \"United States of Apparently\" seal with an American eagle, shield, stars, and vintage patriotic detailing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVibrant printed face: Rich navy, red, gold, and cream colors create a bold, eye-catching display.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThree frame options: Available with natural wood, black, or white frames.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSilent clock mechanism: Enjoy a quiet environment without constant ticking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuality construction: 100% wood frame, plexiglass face, and metal clock mechanism.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to hang: Includes a pre-installed hanging hook.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize: 10\" × 10\".\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBattery operated: Requires one AA battery (not included).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGently wipe away dust with a clean, dry microfiber cloth. 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