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Others barely last long enough to finish the coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInspired by the famously short tenures of White House communications personnel, including Anthony Scaramucci and Katie Zacharia, this sarcastic political humor mug puts a fresh spin on the revolving door of Washington politics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a bold White House illustration, patriotic navy and red lettering, and the punchline \"Now With a 5-Day Return Policy,\" this coffee mug delivers political satire with every sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for political junkies, news enthusiasts, press secretaries, communications professionals, government employees, and anyone who follows current events closely enough to appreciate the joke. 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