Books, But Make Them Questionable: Epileptic Al Has Entered His Author Era

There comes a point in life when you either develop a healthy hobby… or you start writing deeply questionable books featuring cats, fake government agencies, emotional instability, overthinking, absurd bureaucracy, and tiny doses of existential dread.

Naturally, I chose the second option.

Welcome to the gloriously weird literary corner of Epileptic Al’s “Books, But Questionable” Collection, where the books are chaotic, the humor is suspiciously specific, and absolutely nobody involved should probably be considered a reliable narrator.

These aren’t “live laugh love” books.

These are “the cat is driving stick shift while the government forms a task force about it” books.

Why I Started Writing Books

Honestly? Because normal books were being entirely too reasonable.

Also because there’s something wildly satisfying about creating books that sit perfectly in the overlap between:

• dark humor

• absurdism

• cozy chaos

• neurospicy energy

• cats with questionable judgment

• and the general feeling of “this meeting could have been an email.”

Somewhere between epilepsy awareness, sarcastic faux-government seals, and emotionally unstable cat energy, the book collection started taking on a life of its own.

And now here we are.

The Books Are Ridiculous. Intentionally.

One minute you’re reading a heartfelt kids’ emotional learning story.

The next minute you’re staring at a board book titled:

How to Teach Your Cat to Drive Stick

Which, frankly, fills an important educational gap in modern literature.

You can grab it here:
How to Teach Your Cat to Drive Stick

It’s ridiculous. It’s chaotic. It’s somehow weirdly believable if you’ve ever owned a cat.

Then there’s:

Standard Operating Procedures for Thinking Too Much

A deeply official-looking descent into overthinking absolutely everything.

You know. A documentary.

Standard Operating Procedures for Thinking Too Much

The Government Satire Section Is Thriving

I may or may not have developed an unhealthy obsession with fake agencies, meaningless certifications, procedural language, and faux-official seals.

So naturally the books evolved accordingly.

Somewhere between “Office of Strategic Relaxation” and “Bureau of Brain Management,” I realized bureaucracy satire is basically its own love language.

If you’ve ever sat through a pointless meeting while pretending not to dissociate, these books may feel alarmingly familiar.

Not Everything Is Pure Chaos

Buried underneath the sarcasm and absurdity are books that actually mean something to me.

Like:

Al’s Big Feelings

A softer, more thoughtful story focused on emotions, mental wellness, and helping kids navigate big feelings without pretending emotions are something to “fix.”

Al’s Big Feelings

And:

Al’s Adventure in Cullman

Which combines cats, local landmarks, hometown pride, and the deeply important scientific fact that everything is better with illustrated animals.

Al’s Adventure in Cullman

The Epilepsy Awareness Side Matters Too

Living with epilepsy changes how you see the world. Sometimes that comes out as humor. Sometimes it comes out as sarcasm. Sometimes it comes out as a fake government handbook created at 2 a.m. because your brain decided sleep was optional.

But underneath all the weirdness, the brand has always had a real purpose:

• epilepsy awareness

• mental health awareness

• surviving difficult things

• finding humor anyway

• and making people feel a little less alone

Books have become another way to do that.

Even if the messenger is occasionally a chaotic white cat.

Why These Books Actually Make Great Gifts

Because people are tired of boring gifts.

These books are for:

• cat lovers

• overthinkers

• office workers barely hanging on

• people with weird senses of humor

• neurodivergent friends

• sarcastic readers

• exhausted millennials

• emotionally aware gremlins

• and anyone who has ever said “you know what this situation needs? More fake government paperwork.”

So basically… everyone.

This Is Probably Not A Traditional Author Journey

Most authors:

• attend literary retreats

• study narrative structure

• discuss symbolism

Meanwhile I’m over here designing fictional federal agencies for emotionally overwhelmed cats.

And honestly?

I regret nothing.

Browse the full collection here:

Books, But Questionable Collection

Your bookshelf deserves at least one title that makes visitors stop and ask:
“…what exactly is this?”