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Memento Vivere! Remember to Live 11 oz Ceramic Mug | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness
Semper Resurgo Necklace | I Always Rise Again | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Bar Necklace
Semper Resurgo! Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Long Sleeve Shirt | I Always Rise Again
In Fele Confido Cat Government Seal Pin Button | Funny Patriotic Cat Badge
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Pin Button | Who Watches the Watchmen? Bureaucracy Humor
Historia Pergit | The Story Continues Semicolon T-Shirt | Suicide Awareness & Mental Health
Mundus Insanus Est T-Shirt | The World Is Insane Latin Tee | Unhinged Humor Shirt
Per Aspera ad Astra Epilepsy Awareness T-Shirt | Through Hardships to the Stars
Memento Vivere Epilepsy Awareness T-Shirt | Remember to Live | Purple Ribbon
Certified Neurological Anomaly Pin | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Button | Purple & Gold Brain Badge
Certified Neurological Anomaly T-Shirt | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Tee | Purple & Gold Brain Seal
In Case of Emergency, Open Gift Wrapping Paper | Funny Emergency Gift Wrap
Everything Is Fine: Doomsday Apocalypse Wrapping Paper
The End Is Near. Again. T-Shirt | Apocalypse Humor & Doomsday Sarcasm Tee
Officially Unconcerned Privately Stockpiling T-Shirt | Metallic Lettering | Sarcastic Prepper Humor
The Apocalypse Can Wait T-Shirt | Funny Cat Lover Shirt | The Cat's Bowl Is Empty
Non Omnia Videntur Bigfoot Long Sleeve Shirt | Sasquatch Cryptid Graphic Tee
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Pin Button | Who Watches the Watchmen? Bureaucracy Humor
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes Sweatshirt | Who Watches the Watchmen? | Bureaucracy Humor
Historia Pergit | The Story Continues Semicolon T-Shirt | Suicide Awareness & Mental Health
Mundus Insanus Est T-Shirt | The World Is Insane Latin Tee | Unhinged Humor Shirt
Bigfoot Bubblegum Sweatshirt | Funny Sasquatch French Terry Crewneck
Jimothy the Raccoon Bubblegum Sweatshirt | Cute Raccoon Crewneck
In Case of Emergency, Open Gift Wrapping Paper | Funny Emergency Gift Wrap
Everything Is Fine: Doomsday Apocalypse Wrapping Paper
Prepared for Whatever Bracelet | Doomsday Prepper Survival Humor | Turquoise Beaded Bracelet
The End Is Near. Again. T-Shirt | Apocalypse Humor & Doomsday Sarcasm Tee
Officially Unconcerned Privately Stockpiling T-Shirt | Metallic Lettering | Sarcastic Prepper Humor
The Apocalypse Can Wait T-Shirt | Funny Cat Lover Shirt | The Cat's Bowl Is Empty
Everything Is Fine Please Stockpile Accordingly T-Shirt | Funny Emergency Preparedness Tee
Bigfoot & Jimothy's Groovy Adventure Necklace
Semicolon Butterfly Necklace – Suicide Prevention Awareness & Hope Pendant
Post Tenebras LUX! | After Darkness, Light | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Soy Candle
Memento Vivere! Remember to Live 11 oz Ceramic Mug | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness
Semper Resurgo Necklace | I Always Rise Again | Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Bar Necklace
Semper Resurgo! Epilepsy & Suicide Awareness Long Sleeve Shirt | I Always Rise Again
Per Aspera ad Astra Epilepsy Awareness T-Shirt | Through Hardships to the Stars
Memento Vivere Epilepsy Awareness T-Shirt | Remember to Live | Purple Ribbon
Certified Neurological Anomaly Pin | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Button | Purple & Gold Brain Badge
Certified Neurological Anomaly T-Shirt | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Tee | Purple & Gold Brain Seal
Faulty Wiring, Excellent Personality Sweatshirt | Epilepsy Awareness Crewneck
Epilepsy Awareness Cufflinks | Purple & Gold Brain Design | Stainless Steel
Epilepsy Awareness Cufflinks – Purple Ribbon & Neuron Design
Epilepsy Awareness Necktie – Purple Ribbon & Neuron Pattern on Light Blue
Epilepsy: A Very Inconvenient Superpower Pinback Button | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Pin
Epilepsy: A Very Inconvenient Superpower 20oz Tumbler | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Gift
Epilepsy: A Very Inconvenient Superpower Coffee Mug | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Gift
Epilepsy: A Very Inconvenient Superpower Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Epilepsy Awareness Tee
In Fele Confido Cat Government Seal Pin Button | Funny Patriotic Cat Badge
Feles Semper Vigilat Cat Doormat | The Cat Is Always Watching
Feline Houndstooth Lightweight Scarf – Classic Black & Ivory Cat Print Wrap
Mid-Century Meow Retro Cat Print Scarf – Vintage Atomic Cat Wrap
Bubblegum Tuxedo Cat Sweatshirt | Cute Cat Crewneck
The Cat's Meow Lightweight Scarf – Whimsical Cat Line Art Wrap
The Apocalypse Can Wait T-Shirt | Funny Cat Lover Shirt | The Cat's Bowl Is Empty
Kitten & Dandelion Cloud-Shaped Pillow | Whimsical Cat Decorative Cushion
Kitten and Dandelion Youth Long Sleeve Tee | Nature-Inspired Cat Shirt
Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs Pin Button | Funny Cat Lover Gift | Official Cat Agency Seal
Kitten & Dandelion Black Ceramic Mug | Cat Lover Coffee Cup | 11oz & 15oz
Kitten & Dandelion Women's Long Sleeve V-Neck Shirt | Floral Cat Lover Tee
Kitten & Dandelion Women's Relaxed V-Neck T-Shirt | Cat Lover Floral Tee
Mildly Internet Famous Women's Long Fleece Jacket | Funny Cat Lover Jacket
I'm a Supporting Character in a Cat's Life Women's Long Sweater Fleece Jacket | Cat Lover Gift
Lap of Management Embroidered Cat Fleece Joggers
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Pin Button | Who Watches the Watchmen? Bureaucracy Humor
Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes Sweatshirt | Who Watches the Watchmen? | Bureaucracy Humor
Constitutionally Concerned Eagle Necklace – Patriotic Bald Eagle Pendant
Side-Eye Bald Eagle Shaped Pillow | Funny Grumpy Eagle Décor
Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs Pin Button | Funny Cat Lover Gift | Official Cat Agency Seal
Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Cat Government Parody Tee
Federal Bureau of Feline Affairs Mug | Funny Cat Government Parody Coffee Cup | 11oz & 15oz
Office of Official-Sounding Statements Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Government Bureaucracy Tee
Office of Official-Sounding Statements Mug | Funny Government Parody Coffee Cup | 11oz & 15oz
Bureau of Burning Questions Scented Soy Candle | Faux Government Seal | 65-Hour Burn
Federal Bureau of Fragrance Scented Candle | Funny Classified Scent Candle | 2-Wick Soy Wax Candle
Department of Suspicious Footprints Unisex T-Shirt | Bigfoot, Raccoon & Cat Tracks
Department of Suspicious Footprints Hoodie | Bigfoot, Raccoon & Cat Cryptid Sweatshirt
CSI: Comment Section Investigator | Funny Crime Sleuth Hooded Wearable Blanket
Department of Butt Stuff Bigfoot Boxer Briefs | Funny Sasquatch Underwear
Bureau of Tiny Important Things Collection Box | Funny Office Keepsake & Small Item Storage Box
MEET AL
AL wasn’t just a cat. He was the heart behind EpilepticAL.com.
Diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy at a young age, AL inspired a mission built around awareness, understanding, and hope. Life with epilepsy was not always easy, but AL showed resilience every day. Between seizures, he was affectionate, goofy, stubborn, funny, and full of personality.
AL passed away in 2023 while being held and loved by his mom, the founder of this shop. His legacy now lives on through original products for people who support epilepsy awareness, love cats, appreciate sarcasm, and enjoy poking fun at government rules, official seals, and unnecessary bureaucracy. Because we are pretty sure AL would have made fun of bureaucracy too, had he not been born a cat.
Every purchase helps honor AL’s memory, spread epilepsy awareness, and bring a little more kindness, humor, and delightfully unofficial nonsense into the world.

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