Epilepsy Awareness, Cat Love, & Sarcasm
Not Subtle.
Not Loud.
Just Right.
Original Designs
Made for the Uncommon




Sweater Weather & Other Excuses
Squatch Watch Bigfoot Mug | Two-Tone Sasquatch Coffee Cup (11oz/15oz)
Armchair Forensics Department Accent Coffee Mug, True Crime Mug, 11 oz & 15 oz
Out of Frame True Crime Accent Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
Nothing to See Here Mug | Hidden Fingerprint True Crime & Social Media Coffee Cup (11/15oz)
Totally Normal. Don’t Investigate Mug | True Crime & Social Media Humor Coffee Cup (11/15 oz)
Read Between Everything Mug | Hidden Message True Crime & Social Media Coffee Cup, 11/15oz
There Are Minutes I Never Met Mug | Subtle Epilepsy Awareness Coffee Cup (11/15oz)
Everyone’s Mad. Details Pending. Breaking News Coffee Mug (11oz & 15oz)
Ghost Cat Spiderweb Halloween Tablecloth | Navy Spooky Cat Table Decor
Ghost Cat Halloween Tablecloth | Orange Spooky Cat & Pumpkin Square Tablecloth
Have You Tried Leaving Me Alone? IT Cat Mug | Funny Office & Tech Support Coffee Mug
Tough Times Hit Everyone Bigfoot Office Humor Accent Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
Neurons Gone Wild: Greatest Hits Epilepsy Awareness Accent Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
CSI: Neurology Epilepsy Awareness True Crime Lightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
Purple Semicolon Butterfly Suicide Prevention Awareness Tablecloth | Hope & Mental Health Awareness Decor
Gone Squatchin' Bigfoot Fishing Car Magnet | Funny Sasquatch Bumper Magnet
Jimothy the Raccoon "Kinda Chic to Have No Spine" Pink Car Magnet
Squatch Watch Bigfoot Mug | Two-Tone Sasquatch Coffee Cup (11oz/15oz)
Squatch Watch Bigfoot Long Sleeve Shirt | Sasquatch Graphic Tee
Fingerprint Question Mark Cufflinks | True Crime Mystery Cufflinks
Armchair Forensics Department Pin Button | True Crime Sleuth Badge
I Have Follow-Up Questions Baseball Cap | True Crime & Internet Sleuth Hat
I Have Follow-Up Questions Long Sleeve Shirt | True Crime & Internet Sleuth Tee
Armchair Forensics Department Ceramic Coaster, True Crime Coaster
Armchair Forensics Department Accent Coffee Mug, True Crime Mug, 11 oz & 15 oz
Armchair Forensics Department Embroidered Cotton Cap | True Crime Hat
Armchair Forensics Department Long Sleeve Shirt | True Crime Investigator Tee
Out of Frame True Crime Accent Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
Out of Frame True Crime T-Shirt | Hidden Clue Graphic Tee
Nothing to See Here T-Shirt | Hidden Fingerprint True Crime & Internet Sleuth Tee
Purple Brain Circuit Epilepsy Awareness Cufflinks
Ask Me Again After the Postictal Fog Women’s Long Sleeve V-Neck Epilepsy Awareness Shirt
Long Sleeve T‑Shirt — “The Middle Is Missing” Minimal Brain Puzzle Design
There Are Minutes I Never Met Hat | Subtle Epilepsy Awareness Cap
There Are Minutes I Never Met Mug | Subtle Epilepsy Awareness Coffee Cup (11/15oz)
There Are Minutes I Never Met Long Sleeve Shirt | Subtle Epilepsy Awareness Tee
Not Every Storm Moves the Trees Epilepsy Awareness Long Sleeve Shirt
Restart Complete Epilepsy Awareness Long Sleeve Shirt
Epilepsy Has More Than One Look Women’s Long Sleeve V-Neck Shirt
Nobody Absolutely Nobody My Neurons Let’s Go Epilepsy Awareness Women’s T-Shirt
Neurons Gone Wild: Greatest Hits Epilepsy Awareness Accent Coffee Mug (11oz/15oz)
Superpower: Getting Back Up Epilepsy Awareness Pin Button
CSI: Neurology Epilepsy Awareness True Crime Lightweight Crewneck Sweatshirt
CSI: Neurology Epilepsy Awareness True Crime T-Shirt
Neurons Gone Wild: Greatest Hits Epilepsy Awareness Sweatshirt
Neurons Gone Wild: Greatest Hits Epilepsy Awareness T-Shirt
Ghost Cat Spiderweb Halloween Tablecloth | Navy Spooky Cat Table Decor
Ghost Cat Halloween Tablecloth | Orange Spooky Cat & Pumpkin Square Tablecloth
Have You Tried Leaving Me Alone? IT Cat Mug | Funny Office & Tech Support Coffee Mug
Catfishing Crew Necktie – Funny Cat Fishing Tie, Fisherman Gift, Cat Lover Fishing Necktie
Catfishing Crew Embroidered Fishing Hat | Cat Lover Outdoor Cap
Catfishing Crew Pin Button | Funny Fishing Cat Pin
Catfishing Crew Cat Fishing Long Sleeve Rashguard | Funny Fishing Shirt
My Cat Knows What You Did Pinback Button | Funny Black Cat Pin
I Can Fix That Cat Sweatshirt | Funny DIY Cat Crewneck
Something Smells Fishy Women’s Sweatshirt | Funny Detective Cat True Crime Crewneck
Unexpected Item in Bagging Area Women’s Sweatshirt | Funny Cat Self-Checkout Crewneck
Things I’m Hiding From the Cat Keepsake Box | Funny Cat Lover Storage Box
All Cats Are Pettable Long Sleeve V-Neck Shirt | Funny Cat Lover Tee
Bureau of Tiny Important Things Collection Box | Funny Office Keepsake & Small Item Storage Box
Your Request Is Being Ignored in the Order Received Slate Desk Plaque | Funny Office & Coworker Gift
Department of Receipts & Red Flags T-Shirt | True Crime Faux Agency Tee
Department of Things Nobody Had on Their Bingo Card Mug
Department of Things Nobody Had on Their Bingo Card Long Sleeve Shirt
Aquatic Rebranding Department Pin Button | Trump Water Renaming Political Humor
Aquatic Rebranding Department Garment-Dyed Unisex T-Shirt
At This Point, Let Jimothy Run It Comfort Colors T-Shirt
Department of Dumpster Security Jimothy Ceramic Coaster
The Commemorative Plate of Poor Decisions | Funny 10" Collector Plate
Nobody Asked Us Fish T-Shirt | Lake Ontario Lake America Humor Shirt
Cat 2028 Campaign Pin Button — “Because Humans Had Their Chance”
CAT 2028 T-Shirt | Because Humans Had Their Chance Funny Cat Campaign Tee
Department of Unprovoked Zoomies Pinback Button | Funny Cat Government Seal Pin
MEET AL
AL wasn’t just a cat. He was the heart behind EpilepticAL.com.
Diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy at a young age, AL inspired a mission built around awareness, understanding, and hope. Life with epilepsy was not always easy, but AL showed resilience every day. Between seizures, he was affectionate, goofy, stubborn, funny, and full of personality.
AL passed away in 2023 while being held and loved by his mom, the founder of this shop. His legacy now lives on through original products for people who support epilepsy awareness, love cats, appreciate sarcasm, and enjoy poking fun at government rules, official seals, and unnecessary bureaucracy. Because we are pretty sure AL would have made fun of bureaucracy too, had he not been born a cat.
Every purchase helps honor AL’s memory, spread epilepsy awareness, and bring a little more kindness, humor, and delightfully unofficial nonsense into the world.

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