AI Translation: Emotional Distress Will Not Restore Displaced Dairy Products T-Shirt
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$23.47
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AI Translation: Emotional Distress Will Not Restore Displaced Dairy Products T-Shirt
$23.47
A familiar saying, unnecessarily optimized by artificial intelligence. This soft, lightweight tee translates “Don’t cry over spilled milk” into the overly formal reminder: “Emotional distress will not restore displaced dairy products.”
The clean black design features a simple spilled milk carton illustration for a dry, understated look that is easy to wear with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket. It is ideal for anyone who appreciates literal humor, awkwardly formal language, and sayings that sound like they were rewritten by a machine.
Product features
- Soft, lightweight 100% ring-spun cotton
- Classic unisex fit with a ribbed crew neckline
- Tubular construction with no side seams
- Shoulder tape helps prevent stretching and maintain shape
- OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Printed using DTG and DTF methods
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold with similar colors
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not bleach
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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