Aquatic Rebranding Department Garment-Dyed Unisex T-Shirt

Officially unofficial and ready for whatever body of water gets rebranded next. This garment-dyed tee features our faux Aquatic Rebranding Department seal, combining abstract waves, stars, patriotic red, cream, and navy details, and just enough government-agency seriousness to make the joke work.

Inspired by the ongoing Great American tradition of apparently renaming geography, the design keeps things deliberately vague. No maps. No specific lake. No promises that the name on your atlas will still be current tomorrow.

Made from heavyweight, ring-spun U.S. cotton, this relaxed-fit tee has the soft, broken-in feel of a favorite shirt from the first wear. Garment dyeing gives each color a slightly lived-in appearance that complements the retro seal artwork.

Perfect for political satire fans, geography nerds, lake people, road trippers, or anyone still trying to keep track of what we're calling the water this week.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton.
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric.
• Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired color and texture.
• Relaxed unisex fit for comfortable everyday wear.
• Pre-shrunk fabric for more consistent sizing.
• Tubular construction with no side seams.
• Double-needle stitching for added durability.
• Available in sizes S through 4XL.
• Available in a wide variety of garment-dyed colors.
• Features the faux Aquatic Rebranding Department seal on the front.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C or 90°F.
• Do not bleach.
• Tumble dry on low heat.
• Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
• Do not dry clean.

Print-on-Demand Note

This item is made especially for you after your order is placed. Because it is produced on demand, processing times may vary.

Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Condition: New
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
Pattern: Graphic
Sleeve Length: Short sleeve
Neckline: Crew neck
Fit: Relaxed
Color: Varies by selection
Size System: US
Size Type: Regular