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Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
  • Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip
Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip

Assigned Human Phone Stand – Lifetime Assignment Phone Grip

$24.19 $27.75
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Product Description

You don’t just hold the phone. You hold the responsibility.

The Assigned Human Phone Stand is a functional reminder of your permanent role in the cat distribution system. Designed for comfort, stability, and quiet resignation, this sleek oval phone stand works as both a grip and a kickstand—perfect for scrolling, streaming, or answering texts you were summoned to read.

Lifetime assignment. Still no training provided.

Product Features

  • Bright, durable polycarbonate print with vivid, long-lasting color

  • Comfort-focused oval shape that extends for grip and folds flat

  • Functions as both a phone grip and a kickstand

  • Reusable adhesive backing — repositionable and easy to apply

  • Compact one-size design (1.4″ × 2.8″) with metal mechanism

  • Available in matte or glossy finish

  • Produced by one of our international manufacturing partners

Care Instructions

Wipe gently with a clean, dry cloth to remove dust or dirt.

Production & Shipping Notice

This phone stand is made to order and produced by one of our international partners. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Slight variations in color or placement may occur.

  One size
Width, in 1.38
Height, in 2.82
Depth, in 0.33

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