Bigfoot Graphic Long Sleeve Tee - "They Don’t Want You To Know I Exist"

Maybe Bigfoot isn’t hiding. Maybe they just don’t want you to know he exists.

This funny Bigfoot long-sleeve shirt features Sasquatch behind a podcast microphone, headphones on and ready to expose the truth. With the line “They Don’t Want You to Know I Exist,” it’s made for Bigfoot believers, skeptics, conspiracy theory fans, podcast listeners, and anyone who spends a little too much time reading what the internet has uncovered this week.

The heavier cotton fabric gives this shirt a comfortable, vintage feel, while the classic fit makes it an easy choice for cool weather, camping trips, late-night internet rabbit holes, or your next totally legitimate investigation into unexplained phenomena.

Product Features

• Funny Bigfoot and podcast microphone graphic
• “They Don’t Want You to Know I Exist” design
• Thicker, vintage-feel cotton construction
• 100% cotton, with fiber content varying by color
• Medium-weight fabric, 6.0 oz/yd²
• Classic fit
• Tubular knit construction with no side seams
• Ribbed knit collar and cuffs help retain their shape
• Shoulder tape for added durability
• Sewn-in label
• Runs slightly smaller than usual

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F. Tumble dry on medium heat. Use non-chlorine bleach as needed. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Google Product Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops
Product Type: Apparel > Long Sleeve Shirts > Graphic Long Sleeve Shirts
Gender: Unisex
Age Group: Adult
Condition: New
Material: Cotton
Pattern: Graphic / Bigfoot / Sasquatch
Color: Varies by selected product color
Size System: US
Custom Product: Yes