Correlation Called: It Wants Its Causation Back Tri-Blend T-Shirt
S / Tri-Blend Heather White
$18.99
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Correlation Called: It Wants Its Causation Back Tri-Blend T-Shirt
$18.99
For anyone who has ever watched a fallacious argument turn into a full-blown conspiracy theory because two things happened at approximately the same time.
“Correlation Called: It Wants Its Causation Back” is for true crime fans, internet skeptics, professional question-askers, and anyone who has survived a comment section where coincidence somehow became evidence. It’s a wearable reminder that correlation does not prove causation, screenshots are not forensic evidence, and connecting enough dots does not necessarily make a picture.
Perfect for scrolling through the latest internet theory while quietly wondering whether anyone plans to check the facts.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for podcasts, rabbit holes, research sessions, or watching a perfectly ordinary coincidence become a 47-part TikTok investigation.
Product Features
- Super-soft tri-blend polyester, cotton, and rayon fabric
- Lightweight 4.3 oz/yd² construction for breathable, everyday wear
- Side seams and shoulder tape help maintain shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting fit
- DTF inner neck label and tear-away label for added comfort
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach. Do not tumble dry. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.23 | 19.76 | 21.26 | 22.76 | 24.75 | 26.70 |
| Height, in | 27.48 | 28.50 | 29.49 | 30.47 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |