CSI: Comment Section Investigations True Crime T-Shirt

Congratulations. You’ve been assigned to the internet’s busiest investigative unit.

The CSI: Comment Section Investigations tee is for true crime fans, internet sleuths, conspiracy theory connoisseurs, and anyone who has ever opened the comments and discovered 400 people conducting an investigation with screenshots, vibes, and absolutely no subpoena power.

The bold back emblem reads “CSI: Comment Section Investigations” with the appropriately official-sounding motto “Digging Deeper Into Dubious Claims.” It has just enough authority to look legitimate from across the room and just enough snark to make it clear that it absolutely is not.

Perfect for true crime podcasts, trending internet rabbit holes, suspicious timelines, questionable theories, amateur detective work, and those special occasions when somebody says, “I did my own research.”

Made with lightweight Next Level 3600 cotton, this everyday crew is soft, breathable, and easy to wear while you investigate the only evidence you actually have access to: the comment section.

Product Features

• Lightweight 4.3 oz cotton fabric for comfortable year-round wear
• Durable side seams and shoulder tape help retain shape
• Ribbed knit collar with seam for lasting elasticity
• DTF sleeve printing and bold CSI back emblem
• Meets EU REACH requirements
• Made in Honduras
• 2-year EU warranty

Care Instructions

Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F). Do not bleach. Tumble dry on low heat. Iron, steam, or dry on low heat. Do not dry clean.