Some greeting cards try to say exactly the right thing. This one simply acknowledges that a thing happened.
Featuring an official-looking Department of Life Events seal, classic navy-and-gold styling, and a delightfully bureaucratic message, this card is designed for life's many occasions—whether you're celebrating, sympathizing, encouraging, congratulating, or just checking in. The inside message humorously covers nearly every possibility, making it a versatile card for friends, family members, coworkers, neighbors, and anyone else navigating the ongoing administrative process known as life.
The front reads, "A Thing Happened. This Card Acknowledges It." Inside, the Department of Life Events formally extends congratulations, condolences, good luck, happy birthday wishes, get well sentiments, thoughts, and whatever else may be appropriate. The result is a card that's thoughtful, funny, slightly absurd, and surprisingly useful.
Perfect for birthdays, graduations, promotions, retirement parties, difficult days, achievements, milestones, encouragement, and those moments when you know a card is warranted but you're not entirely sure which one.
Product Features
| 5" x 7" (Vertical) | |
|---|---|
| Width (closed), in | 5.00 |
| Height, in | 7.00 |
