Don’t Be Bob Sweatshirt | Read Beyond the Headline Social Media Humor Crewneck

Don’t Be Bob Sweatshirt | Read Beyond the Headline Social Media Humor Crewneck

Athletic Heather / S
$26.99
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Don’t Be Bob Sweatshirt | Read Beyond the Headline Social Media Humor Crewneck

Don’t Be Bob Sweatshirt | Read Beyond the Headline Social Media Humor Crewneck

$26.99
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Meet Bob. Bob read half the headline, got furious, and probably headed straight for the comment section.

The Don’t Be Bob Sweatshirt is made for anyone who has spent enough time on social media to know how quickly a headline, viral post, meme, or out-of-context screenshot can turn into internet outrage. Featuring an angry stick-figure Bob clutching his breaking-news discovery and the warning, “This is Bob. Bob read half the headline and got furious. Don’t be Bob.”, this crewneck delivers a little critical-thinking humor for the digital age.

It’s a fun choice for fact-checkers, skeptics, news junkies, social media survivors, internet culture fans, and anyone who believes reading the whole story is generally a good idea. The soft NuBlend® fleece and classic fit make it an easy everyday sweatshirt for scrolling, studying, working, debating, or quietly watching the latest viral controversy unfold.

Product Features

  • 50/50 NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece for a soft, durable feel.
  • Medium-heavy weight (8.0 oz/yd²) for cozy warmth without excessive bulk.
  • 1x1 ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with spandex for lasting shape.
  • Quarter-turned to reduce center creasing.
  • Double-needle stitching for added durability.
  • Regular fit.
  • Tear-away label for added comfort.
  • Funny Don’t Be Bob design about headlines, social media outrage, and internet culture.

Care Instructions

  • Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry on low heat.
  • Iron, steam, or dry on low heat.
  • Do not dry clean.
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