Eau de Absolutely Not Scented Candle

A Bold Fragrance with Strong Notes of Refusal.

Some things deserve a firm no. Others deserve a beautifully scented candle. This one delivers both.

Meet Eau de Absolutely Not, a little luxury, a little attitude, and absolutely no obligation to explain yourself.

Featuring rich burgundy lettering, soft watercolor accents, delicate golden botanicals, and an elegant perfume-inspired design, this candle looks sophisticated enough for a fancy boutique while delivering a message that's anything but subtle.

Whether you're declining invitations, protecting your peace, avoiding unnecessary drama, or simply enjoying an evening of doing absolutely nothing, this candle sets the mood perfectly.

Choose from three inviting fragrances:

• White Tea & Fig: A refined, comforting scent for moments of quiet sophistication.

• Lavender & Sage: A calming, herbal-inspired fragrance for unwinding and leaving the day's nonsense behind.

• Ocean Mist & Moss: A fresh, nature-inspired scent for clearing the air, figuratively speaking.

Crafted with 100% American-grown soy wax and fine fragrance oils, this candle features two cotton-cored wicks and an average burn time of 65 hours. The vibrant, full-glass printed design adds personality to your decor, even when the candle isn't burning.

Once the wax is gone, clean and reuse the glass jar for small keepsakes or decorative storage.

Perfect For:

• People who have mastered the art of saying no

• Introverts, homebodies, and boundary enthusiasts

• Funny housewarming and birthday gifts

• Coworkers who have survived one meeting too many

• Self-care evenings and unapologetic relaxation

• Anyone whose favorite response is "Absolutely not."

Product Features

• 100% American-grown, vegan, food-grade soy wax

• Lead-free and phthalate-free

• Three fragrance options: White Tea & Fig, Lavender & Sage, and Ocean Mist & Moss

• Vibrant 360-degree full-glass printed artwork

• Two cotton-cored wicks

• Approximately 65 hours of burn time

• Reusable glass jar with cardboard lid

• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

Care Instructions

Always keep a burning candle within sight. Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials. Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Because sometimes the sweetest thing you can say is absolutely not.

Condition: New

Custom Product: Yes, if no GTIN is assigned

Age Group: Adult

Gender: Unisex

Material: Soy wax, glass

Color: Multicolor

Product Highlights: Funny fragrance-inspired design, three scent options, 65-hour average burn time