A quiet little warning label for functioning adults.
This low-profile dad cap features a distressed-style “Emotionally Taxed Citizen” faux government seal embroidered front and center, giving it the look of a slightly official document issued after surviving modern life. The relaxed cotton fit, curved visor, and vintage-inspired stitching make it feel broken-in from day one, while the understated design keeps the sarcasm subtle enough for everyday wear. Easy to pair with jeans, oversized hoodies, lightweight jackets, or your general state of administrative fatigue.
Soft structure. Mild emotional collapse. Timeless style.
Product Features
Care Instructions
Spot clean using warm water and mild dish soap. For stubborn areas, gently scrub with a soft-bristled brush. No need to soak the entire hat.
| One size | |
|---|---|
| Crown height, in | 3.12 |
| Diameter, in | 6.62 - 7.62 |
| Circumference, in | 20.87 - 24.80 |
| Visor length, in | 2.91 |
