Household Compliance Handbook Board Book | Cat Authority Faux Government Humor

Standards will be enforced.

The Household Compliance Handbook Board Book is the official (unofficial) guide to daily life under feline supervision. Issued by the Bureau of Domestic Compliance and sealed for authority, this short-form board book outlines the expectations, procedures, and non-negotiable standards governing your home.

From feeding schedules that adjust without notice to furniture ownership that was never yours to begin with, each page delivers clear, concise directives in a tone that suggests this was never up for discussion.

Minimalist. Deadpan. Fully compliant.

Designed as a novelty adult board book, it blends clean, structured language with quiet, escalating absurdity. Built for quick reads, repeat reads, and passive-aggressive display on coffee tables, desks, or anywhere oversight is required.

Perfect for cat owners, rule-followers, rule-breakers, and anyone currently operating under unofficial supervision.

Board book format. Durable. Unyielding.