I Trust Science, You Trust a Dude Selling Supplements | Funny Pro-Vaccine Long Sleeve Shirt

I trust science. You trust a dude selling supplements.

Sometimes the difference between evidence and internet advice deserves its own shirt.

This funny long sleeve tee delivers a healthy dose of sarcasm for vaccine supporters, science enthusiasts, critical thinkers, and anyone tired of questionable health advice from self-appointed internet experts. Featuring bold retro-inspired lettering, an atom illustration, and a cheeky supplement bottle graphic, it's a pointed reminder that scientific evidence beats questionable wellness claims.

Whether you're celebrating vaccination, supporting public health, or simply making your feelings about pseudoscience known, this shirt lets you make your point without saying a word.

Made from soft, garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton, this comfortable long sleeve shirt features a relaxed, lived-in feel, a classic fit, and ribbed cuffs. Perfect for everyday wear, science events, casual outings, or gifting to your favorite evidence-based thinker.

Product Features

• 100% ring-spun cotton for softness and comfort

• Garment-dyed fabric with a soft, lived-in texture

• Medium-weight 6.1 oz fabric

• Classic fit with ribbed cuffs

• Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability

• Neck and shoulder tape for shape retention

• Bold, colorful science-themed graphic

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C/90°F)

• Do not bleach

• Tumble dry on low heat

• Iron or steam on low heat

• Do not dry clean