Bring bold flavor and even bigger laughs to the table with this presidentially classy charcuterie board from EpilepticAL.com.
Engraved with the tongue-in-cheek declaration “MAKE APPETIZERS GREAT AGAIN,” this premium board combines fine materials with fun personality — perfect for hosts who love snacks, satire, and a side of showmanship.
Crafted from rich acacia wood and featuring a removable slate serving circle, this board blends warmth, durability, and witty charm. Two acacia-handled cheese knives tuck neatly into carved slots for easy storage. It’s a conversation piece that invites guests to linger — passing knives, swapping stories, and sampling snacks like true patriots of the platter.
🪵 Premium Construction: Durable acacia wood frame resists wear and develops a beautiful patina over time.
🪨 Removable Slate Surface: Smooth slate circle with light-grey engraved design for lasting contrast and easy cleaning.
🔪 Matching Tools: Includes two acacia-handled cheese knives stored neatly in carved slots.
✨ Functional & Decorative: Perfect for charcuterie spreads, wine nights, and statement gifting.
🧼 Care: Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe.
The “MAKE APPETIZERS GREAT AGAIN” slogan is engraved directly into the slate in crisp, legible lettering — bold enough to draw laughs but stylish enough to stay display-worthy.
Hosts with humor and taste (in both senses)
Political parody fans and entertainers
Housewarming, Father’s Day, or gag gifts
Wine nights, cookouts, and “snack summits”