“Not Socks. I Can Assure You.” Gift Bag — Political Parody

Add a playful dose of political parody to any celebration with the “Not Socks. I Can Assure You.” Gift Bag, featuring the politician caricature confidently holding a clipboard—because he’s checked, personally, and wants you to know this gift is absolutely not socks. (Probably.)

Designed in a charming vintage style, this all-occasion gift bag brings fun and personality to birthdays, holidays, family gatherings, office parties, and any moment worth celebrating. The spacious interior easily holds multiple gifts, while the soft polyester-cotton blend gives it a smooth feel and sturdy structure. The sewn-in drawstring closure makes it simple to secure your surprises with style.

Whether you’re gifting something heartfelt or hilariously unexpected, this bag adds the perfect touch of humor, charm, and “official” approval.

Product Features

• Sewn-in drawstring for easy, secure closure

• Spacious design accommodates multiple gifts

• Made of 95% polyester / 5% cotton

• Generous size: 19.7" × 26" (50.03 cm × 66.04 cm)

• Vintage-inspired look for elevated gifting

• Features the politician caricature holding a clipboard

• Statement text: “Not Socks. I Can Assure You. I Checked Personally.”

Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach