Office of Boundary Enforcement T-Shirt
Personal space isn't a suggestion. It's official policy.
The Office of Boundary Enforcement T-shirt is for people who value a comfortable amount of personal space—and for the cats who enforce it with absolute confidence. Featuring a vintage-inspired faux government agency seal, this playful design turns healthy boundaries into a matter of official business. Whether you're an introvert, a cat lover, or simply not accepting unsolicited hugs today, this shirt gets the message across with dry humor instead of awkward conversations.
Part of the Officially Unofficial collection, it transforms everyday social boundaries into a completely fictional government office approved by absolutely nobody.
Soft, lightweight, and comfortable enough for everyday wear, this classic unisex tee is perfect for work, weekends, coffee runs, or quietly reminding the world to keep a respectful distance.
Available Colors
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White
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Black
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Light Blue
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Navy
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Natural
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Sport Grey
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Dark Heather
Materials
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White, Black, Light Blue, Navy, and Natural: 100% ring-spun cotton
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Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
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Dark Heather: 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester
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Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
The Natural color is made with minimally processed cotton and may contain small dark flecks that give each shirt a unique appearance.
Pattern and Design
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Solid-color unisex T-shirt
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Vintage-style faux government agency seal
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Office of Boundary Enforcement graphic
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Cat-themed artwork celebrating healthy personal space
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Professionally printed, high-resolution design
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Distressed, official-looking artwork inspired by government department emblems
Product Features
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Classic unisex fit
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Soft, breathable ring-spun cotton
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Crew neckline for versatile everyday wear
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Tubular knit construction without side seams
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Ribbed knit collar designed to retain its shape
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Twill-taped shoulders for added durability
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Pearlized tear-away label
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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
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Made using ethically grown U.S. cotton
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Available in sizes S through 3XL
Perfect For
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Cat lovers
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Introverts
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Fans of dry sarcasm
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Office coworkers
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Everyday casual wear
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Funny gifts for people who appreciate personal space
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Anyone whose boundaries deserve official recognition
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold with like colors
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Do not dry clean
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Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
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Do not iron directly over the printed design
Production Notice
Each shirt is made especially for you after your order is placed. Producing every item on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction while ensuring your shirt is created specifically for its new owner.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |