Office of Personal Effects Trinket Dish | Funny Bureaucracy Eagle Seal Jewelry Tray | Gold Rim Ceramic Catchall

Office of Personal Effects Trinket Dish | Funny Bureaucracy Eagle Seal Jewelry Tray | Gold Rim Ceramic Catchall

Scalloped Square / 3.3'' x 3.3''
$14.99
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Office of Personal Effects Trinket Dish | Funny Bureaucracy Eagle Seal Jewelry Tray | Gold Rim Ceramic Catchall

Office of Personal Effects Trinket Dish | Funny Bureaucracy Eagle Seal Jewelry Tray | Gold Rim Ceramic Catchall

$14.99
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Your personal belongings are now officially under federal-style supervision. Featuring a detailed faux government seal reading “Office of Personal Effects – USA,” this ceramic trinket dish brings a little bureaucratic absurdity to the everyday business of keeping track of your stuff.

The patriotic-inspired emblem features a majestic eagle clutching jewelry, surrounded by stars, laurel branches, and official-looking details. It's the perfect combination of government-office seriousness and completely unnecessary authority over your rings, earrings, keys, and other small possessions.

Crafted from glossy white ceramic with an elegant metallic gold rim, this decorative catchall looks right at home on a dresser, vanity, nightstand, desk, or entryway table. The centered design adds just enough personality without overwhelming the dish's classic appearance.

Available in five shapes, it's a clever gift for government employees, office workers, bureaucracy enthusiasts, political satire fans, or anyone who appreciates a little official nonsense.

Because even your jewelry deserves its own government department.

Product Features

  • Glossy white glazed ceramic with decorative metallic gold edging

  • Detailed faux government eagle seal featuring the words “Office of Personal Effects” and “USA”

  • Centered 2" x 2" UV DTF print

  • Waterproof and scratch-resistant printed design

  • Five shapes: Round, Wavy Round, Heart, Scalloped Square, and Square

  • Ideal for rings, earrings, necklaces, keys, coins, and other small keepsakes

  • Decorative catchall for dressers, vanities, desks, and entryway tables

  • Intended for adult use

  • Sourced from China

Care Instructions

Wipe clean with a damp towel only. Do not microwave, place in the dishwasher, hand wash, or submerge in water.

  Round Scalloped Square Square Wavy Round Heart
Diameter, in 4.00 0.00 0.00 4.65 0.00
Width, in 0.00 3.31 3.50 0.00 4.00
Height, in 0.00 3.31 3.54 0.00 3.70

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